The Golden Dragon

You knew what it was when you signed up | USC | he/whore | Sword of Omens give me Sight Beyond Sight | Tweets may be dramatized/hypothesized for the TL

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

there was an outbreak of hope when that Superman movie dropped

[Steph @stephlug]

i'm 100% serious when i say all promo should be similar to this. i don't care if cast members know each other's birthdays. tell me about the technical elements of filming

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

What a winning message for 2028!

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

Ykw maybe spreadin dat monkey was warranted

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

Kia K5. Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

[I Love To Talk Film @ILoveToTalkFilm]

Me and the boys getting ready to see The Odyssey

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Absolutely insane that this isn’t already illegal.

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

thinking about this tweet

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Eating a salad in Trump’s America

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

“I’m sorry ma’am, but 6’3 athletic millionaires are not compatible with your physical or behavioral traits. I have several looksmatched alternatives for you.”

[The Golden Dragon @Emperor_Jesse]

@__delcielo__

[RedTeamReview ✪ @RedTeamReview]

He will never not be Dennis to me

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

🤣🤣

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

What’s crazy is that vegetable prices haven’t gone down. I have to play poopoo roulette AND pay full price??

[Succulent D. Trash @Succculenttrash]

Nigga think shit sweet

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Literally every time this happens, it’s bc 2 years earlier Trump repealed something called the “No Dumping Diarrhea in our Crop Water Act”