Lin

[Lin @EmptyDnd]

Headsup I moved to bsky instead of here bc Twitter is a cesspool and I'm not supporting the "Roman salute" https://t.co/dXE6BcpTZr

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

serious talk but is it evil when u stop trying to help someone because they don't put effort in trying to help themselves. like I don't want to make it about myself but they don't seem to want to be better so you just kinda stop trying to help them cause its not gonna do anything

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

imagine hurting me while i was saving money for your birthday gift

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[stressed @onlystresstoday]

sometimes you just gotta say “someone who truly values me would never do this” and move on

[໊ @meishato]

the fear of abandonment isn’t just about people leaving, it’s the gut-wrenching belief that you aren’t worth staying for

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Someday he will die.

[Lin @EmptyDnd]

@cursed_frog I needed this today. Thank you

[Han @cursed_frog]

You don’t deserve this

[Chris Voiceman @ChrisVoiceman]

I still feel like Arcane is the better show, but after sleeping on it, maybe it's not a good adaptation when your most effective word-of-mouth advertising is "Please give it a chance, it's nothing like the game"

[unbased schizo #PaulOfUs @unbasedschizo]

"Even if you hate me, I love you"
close enough welcome back jesus christ

[Lin @EmptyDnd]

Btw made a bsky account in case Twitter gets too much like a cesspool with my algorithm

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[🏹 Marti 🏹 @Owlch333]

At one point you people may have to realize that the choice of "These companions are more like a family" and them not allowing you to be totally evil was definitely a storytelling choice that makes sense in this game and not because the devs were sanitizing anything

[Eldritch Lesbian @WispEllarian]

Genuinely my favorite non spoiler thing about #DragonAgeVeilguard is that they have acne in the CC for Rook. I’ve never felt so seen 🥹

[Lin @EmptyDnd]

Not knowing any local musicians anymore is lowkey terrible. I just want to start a band or something but everyone is gone or doesn’t play instruments