Jay Armstrong

Active Directory and Windows Platform engineer. Scripting, automation, reporting and general stuff doer.

[John Arundel @bitfield]

“If you’ve been doing the same thing at work for years, then I’m sorry to report that your career is already rotting away from within.” https://t.co/dydFBSjYaC

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing when to walk away for awhile." - Oscar Godson

[Lee Holmes @Lee_Holmes]

Hyperbole is literally the worst thing to ever happen to the English language.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

“Society is totally dependent upon technology today, and I don’t see any reason why that will ever change.” - John Warnock

[CommitStrip @CommitStrip]

A very comprehensive and precise spec https://t.co/JlLt4f0GV8

[Dinosaur Comics! @dinosaurcomics]

('< - Odds are it's gonna come from whatever category has the most things in it!!

https://t.co/r9gclWGnR9

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

Have you ever seen lightning ⚡ make such wild shapes? Looks like a T-rex chomping @PetrifiedNPS #Arizona #weather

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

Grizzly bears are better than humans at everything. One could argue we're better at software eng but they're prob just busy w other stuff

[U.S. Secret Service @SecretService]

The Secret Service is aware of the comments made earlier this afternoon.

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates

[Michael Hedgpeth @michaelhedgpeth]

It's easy to underestimate the emotional rollercoaster that accompanies introducing devops to an enterprise

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

law of the universe #354,234,583: no matter how small the UI change, someone, somewhere violently hates it

[Devhumor @dev_humor]

There are 2 types of #programmers https://t.co/W2sd2wX4XB

[Jay Armstrong @EmptySetNull]

"A number of eyes" went over Melania's speech before it was signed off on.

3, 3 was the number.

[Jay Armstrong @EmptySetNull]

As it was before so shall it be again. https://t.co/KvpXQdLYB1

[Charles Richards @innov82win]

Chef CTO urges action to prevent DevOps staff burnout https://t.co/2Tuc0D6lsy via @computerweekly

[Jay Armstrong @EmptySetNull]

If you are ever writing on a piece of paper and you need to reboot just turn it over.
Disclaimer: This only works once.

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

2 unit tests. 0 integration tests https://t.co/V2Z9F4G1sJ

[Jay Armstrong @EmptySetNull]

@M_Sean_Stuart @phessler @jessysaurusrex All I can hear is Burt Parks singing, "Here she us, your komodo dragon"

[Jay Armstrong @EmptySetNull]

@adamdriscoll If there is a need there is someone willing to be paid to fill that need.