Former White House fixture fired by Trump and now part of the Rebel Alliance. The countdown clock to impeachment is ticking, you loathsome Oompa Loompa.
@DonaldJTrumpJr Rerun, how much are tickets going for to your next D.C. sedition party? Asking for a friend. (Okay, full disclosure, asking for the FBI).
There's so many issues with this:
1) It's Josh Hawley
2) It's Florida
3) It's Josh Hawley
4) They're using Comic Sans
5) It's Josh Hawley
6) Who the fuck considers spending Valentines day in Florida with Josh Hawley to be fun?
7) It's fucking Josh Hawley
Stupendously obvious, but the number one thing that would help "unity" would be for the President to give a speech in which he admits all the voter fraud/stolen election stuff was a complete lie and tells his followers that he lost to Joe Biden. Obviously this will never happen
Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Bill Belichick. Who's next: Rudy? Ivanka? Sean Hannity? Richard Nixon's ghost? Trump's Bedminster caddie? #ItAintWhatItUsedToBe