Emze (She / Her)

Mother of 3. Yogi. Pole / Aerial Hoop. Bookworm. Vegan Foodie. Traveller. Linguist.

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@NoContextBrits Coincidentally, I’m eating this today!

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

2026 will be a banger year

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@sainsburys these potatoes shouldn’t have made it past quality control.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Send dunes.

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@giffgaff I only seem to get 4G 2 bar of reception in SS6 now. Is there something wrong with the network?

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@Telegraph What have I been looking at that means this is being advertised to me?

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@fesshole Teaching is hard. It’s not for everyone (it wasn’t for me). We remember our best teachers - the ones who ignited our curiosity and had our best interests at heart. We also remember those who turned up, taught the syllabus and expected attention for a mediocre performance.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

In 2012 French Beekeepers could not solve the mystery of the blue and green colored honey in their beehives until they discovered that the bees were visiting a local M&M factory

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

Shocked that Israel finished second in #Eurovision2025 I find it hard to predict the winners from the song anyway but usually politics plays out in the voting. So everyone’s just agreeing with genocide?

[Amnesty International @amnesty]

Since 2 March 2025, Israel has prevented the entry of all humanitarian supplies and commercial goods including food, water, medicine and fuel into the occupied Gaza Strip.

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@fesshole Gutted…on a serious note. An affair is always the wrong choice. If you’re unhappy, talk about it. If that doesn’t improve things, leave. If you have no intention of leaving, think really seriously about how much destruction you’re willing to inflict on your own lives and others.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@GoblinsHole @anon_opin Presenting.

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

Just got home from @McDonaldsUK drive through, this is my “large” fries (they’ve not fallen out into the bag

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@huel have you stopped stocking the Korma meal pouches?

[World Bank Group @WorldBankGroup]

In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD202In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD202In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD202In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD202In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD202In the next decade, 1.2B youth will enter the workforce, but only 420M jobs will be created, leaving many, especially young women, without opportunities.

Learn how @WorldBank is boosting women’s access to jobs & expanding economic opportunities. #IWD2025

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on two astronauts stuck in space: "Maybe they'll love each other, I don't know. But they've been left up there. Think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she's got. There's no kidding. There's no games with her hair."

[FCC @ThecosmicdustX]

@RonFilipkowski This is the best one yet!

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@Daractenus … so much poverty. But once I’d got over it, I did love living there. My landlady Tamara was great! I came back half a stone heavier after indulging in her pancakes with sour cream too much ☺️

[Emze (She / Her) @Emzebum]

@Daractenus Fond memories of living in Voronezh in 2006 when, on the way to the ballet, my friend stepped into a “puddle” and fell into a wet whole up to her waist 😂 The first few weeks were acclimatising to the the city: wild dogs, non-drinkable water, heating the house with an oven… 1/2