Em ⚡

R&D Nerd┃Video Editor┃Plasticine Face┃Bollard Lover

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@KnightmarePod Can you let me out please? It's dark, I'm hungry and it stinks of tuna in here.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@SoVeryBritish Mould - after I've eaten half.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@GregScottTV Yes.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@greg_ashman Yes! Should've brought them back during the pandemic.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

This is the kind of woman I'd like to be friends with!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Surely I can't be the only woman who likes to pick up the mozzarella in the supermarket and give it a gentle squish because it feels just like a man's testicle.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

Feeling alright! 💪😊

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@GregScottTV Cool Original. There's just enough left to tip into my gob and season my eyebrows.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@GregScottTV I've got some Doritos in the cupboard.. Oh collectively? No idea, I'm not sharing them.

[Gavin D. J. Harper @gavindjharper]

Great appointment 10/10

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@GregScottTV A fierce toss up between two huge gashes! 😬

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

I laid flowers on my Mum's grave today because, 'She'd kill me if I didn't'.
She's still able to control me somewhat from beyond the grave - like umbilical whiplash.
#MotheringSunday

[Mark Searby @Mark_Searby]

Rik being Rik. I love this. Always makes me laugh. #RikMayall

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@ScouseMouse180 Are you trying to get me tiddly?

[Milligan 8 @8_milligan]

HAPPY 95th BIRTHDAY DAME PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE 😂🥳

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

Alright, crisis over. Figured it out.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

The TV in my hotel room has audio description turned on and I've exhausted all options to turn it off.
😵 🔫

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@Savagehumor_ She's well hung.

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

Thank you for going to all the effort! I feel very special x

[Paul @ScouseMouse180]

It's a special someone's birthday today.

The strongest and most beautiful woman I've ever seen. A wonderful mum and the rock of our family.

Happy Birthday @Emzeeeeeee!

Love you x

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

Last night I was able to combine two of my favourite things - a deep bath and pizza. What a life!

[Em ⚡ @Emzeeeeeee]

@ScouseMouse180 Yes love, you're a fantastic wrapper but if you mention the C word again within the next 10 months you're sleeping in your car.