Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX

He will bring darkness, He will bring fear and He will bring uncertainty as he shows you what a /real/ wrestler can do. → PARODY.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐔𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐍.

A man from a different world.
wrestling’s God and Devil.
Heartbreaker, history maker.
gamer, nerd, people lover.
➤ https://t.co/Z5QatvgTAJ
↻&♡

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

What other treats can you not stand now?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

They’re vile treats.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

Oh! You’re off of oreos now?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

Please get those Oreos away from me. I’ll take the peanut butter though.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

@heartofvioIence, I bought more Oreos and peanut butter.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

To add to this, you’re the most perfect person I’ve ever met.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

Sometimes I ask myself if I’m a bad person, then I realize that I’m pretty perfect.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I have never bought so much peanut butter in my life. @heartofvioIence, our entire shopping cart is full of them.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I love everything about you. Every /single/ thing about you.

[♡ @astralbaes]

things i like:

- your smile
- your laugh
- your eyes
- your voice
- you

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

Me too. Me fucking too.

[DISASTEROLOGY .ᐟ ｜PARODY @OfRisingRunaway]

God, I hate Finlay.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I’m so over it.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I can still totally do that for you right now.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

If you didn’t already get me pregnant, I’d ask you to get me pregnant again.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

Bang.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I got both just in case, so hush.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

The crunchy. Are you insane?

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

The crunchy or the smooth?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

You can just give me the jar of peanut butter, honestly.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

@heartofvioIence, I bought more peanut butter. Wasn’t sure which one your cravings were wanting, so I got both.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

Always will, I promise.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

You made it really great. Thank you, my love.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

You’ve really enjoyed it?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

Damn good birthday.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

I took advantage of the fact that I could get away with this and I knew it!

I love you more than anything and I’d give you the world if I could.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

While usually I would scold you for being so damn sappy, I think you know I’m hyper emotional at the moment and my eyes are a little watery at the moment. Damn you.

I love you to the moon and back, my sweet man. Thank you for this.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

Happy birthday to my favourite person on this whole planet! I love you with all of my heart and more.

Ps. I’ve got all the Oreos you can handle stashed around the house too.

[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

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𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ⸻

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[Sail to the moon. ≛ NOT @KennyOmegamanX @EnchantMyDemons]

love of my life. Just as I am all of those things for you.

Today is your special day and I want you to feel all the love and appreciation that I have for you. I am going to spoil you, cherish you and love you all day — I do every day, but this is different. ➺