Michael Pazienza

Dad by day, Creative Technologist by night, and Founder of Late Genius and Birdwearco

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I don't tweet very often from my personal account anymore, but if you need some weirdness in your life and you like birds, you should totally follow my alter ego @Birdwearco

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It has been 1 year since my last tweet. How have you all survived?

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My son got jealous of the behavior chart I made for my daughter... so I made him a Pokémon/Mario odyssey crossover... with a dinosaur

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Very proud that I kicked my 7-year old’s ass at dance-off 2018, although I sense my reign will be short

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Yes. https://t.co/nyvHWUs3LN

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Bitcoin is pretty much the same as my Walgreens points right?

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When you have small children, you can be sure that every scary movie you will watch will have an unexpected “mommy... daddy...” in the background that adds to the mood

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Goodnight 2017 moon.

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The employees of toys r us seem to have run out of Christmas spirit again. #ThanksGeoffrey

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I forgot how awful episode 3 dialogue was... but I must continue.

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Another benefit of cutting the cord several years back... my kids have no idea what the hot toy is of the season is.

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This is pretty slick https://t.co/QUPBej5yd8

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@SamanthaSubar @wurvous @debdef I liked when HR suggested Black Christmas as the movie of the day 🎄

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@Captaintae Nobody needs that. Patrick Stewart on the other hand...

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@TroyWarr I think it is meant as a choose your own adventure... tonight’s the night... to finally remove those unwanted appendages

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What a very suggestive fake log.

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Finally got an open question answered... can people hear my dog snoring on a conference call... yes

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@jakobdclark Yes, has a normal pickle tast at first then it’s sweet

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These are crazy good, strange, and the future. They do remind me of @jakobdclark for some reason.

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High-res music level up. @PioneerHomeUSA XDP-300R DAP balanced out with @TIDAL... Amazing album as well.