Tessa

formerly @AllTime_Tessa before Twitter fucked me

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Just so we're clear I'm not here by choice. Twitter has suspended my account for the fact that I was 12 at time of creation. The site age minimum was 13. I am being punished for something that happened 11 years ago.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Randomly looked up @MikeTrout to see how tall he was

Happy birthday apparently 🎉

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Every now and again I remember that I forgot my bouquet when I walked down the aisle and laugh because the whispered conversation with my husband was just. So dumb.

"Oh no"
"'Oh no' what?"
"I forgot my bouquet"
"Oh no"

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Why are punk/alt/rock/metal tours so weak this summer?? Was last year just too blessed? We had FIR, Sleep Token, BMTH, so this summer we get nothing??

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

This didn't age well

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I think I might take Zach down to Texas for RTX next year, maybe the year after. I feel like a day pass, see what it's like. Take him to all the different restaurants in the area that I liked. Could be a fun couple of days.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Wearing a Tigers hat, drinking out of my Ohtani cup while I carry an Angels stadium bag on a flight back to Denver.

Idk

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I wish I could sell blankets. I love making them, and they're beautiful and luxurious and make me so happy... But they'd cost $100 minimum. No one is paying that.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Mother fucker I worked for a fortune 50 company with 99% of their data classified as top secret. I was not losing my job to use AI.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I had an interview recently for an assistant position for a guy with several start ups and oh my God the questions were SO gen Z coded.

"Tell us how you utilized a website like SharePoint to maximize efficiency"
"How have you used AI to streamline a process"

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

@Steel_Assassin Same. I have hardly any childhood memories, and day to day my memory is below mediocre at best.

You wanna know what shirt I was wearing the day my aunt went postal though? I got you.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I know I need therapy but X is free so here we go

Does anyone else remember every *single* detail from a traumatic event?

I keep seeing things online about how your brain will delete a lot of memories from traumatic days...But like, I have everything neatly cataloged in my head

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

@TylerTSeaman He's literally just a good looking guy with a fun personality who solely gives money to other people for content. WHAT is there to dislike??? His eyes. The answer is, apparently, his eyes.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Can we stop being mean to this man for his eyes? This is why I stopped being a fan online, I hate this dumb shit. He's not your friend, these aren't casual jokes between you.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

@IterIntellectus I love how the biggest criticism of me is about my eyes which are out of my control. I’m borderline blind in my right eye, the reason they look off is because I have to squint my right eye to see better even with my contacts in. There is nothing I can do.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Every now and again I remember @spencerink used to follow my old twitter account before it was deleted during COVID... I miss that 😭

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I hope to God I never learn what any member of Sleep Token looks like. That band is so hot but I only want them to look like demons or whatever they're supposed to be.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

My parents had 2 kids show up at their house today dressed as a 6 and a 7

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

It's depressing that @ChipotleTweets have such crappy portioning that my order looks like this when giving my husband instructions 🙄

The quality is still good, but I have to pay for double chicken half the time because I'll get 1 tablespoon otherwise and be hungry in 5 minutes.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

Remember when I said losing my job was one of the hardest things I've ever done?

Talking my aunt off the ledge, not knowing if she had a weapon, trying to keep her from leaving, keeping her in front of me until the cops could arrive wasn't on my bingo card this year.

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I've been obsessed with ZaneGames for months, how does this channel only have 210k subscribers?

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I have not been quiet about how devastated I am, I openly talked about absolutely loving my job all the time... Everyone around me knows I poured my everything into that job and cared about those people more than anything... And I've gotten radio silence. That's fucked, right?

[Tessa @EndUpTessa]

I've done so much to support my family memeber through hardships, so the fact that she hasn't reached out to see how I'm doing through this layoff is both devastating and pissing me off SO much.

I get we all have lives and shit, but I made time for her through everything?