Edna Fancypants

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@ClayTravis I thought yellow, but red was a bit much.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

We’ve had our moments before.
1930, 1950…
We’ve had our stars before.
Dempsey, Donovan, Howard…
But, up until now, it’s like everything had been sketched in watercolor or pencil.
Now, this #USMNT is writing the legacy of this sport in this country in fire across the sky.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@QueenObvious2 @SydneyLWatson Before you attack someone’s response, maybe make sure they’re not agreeing with you.

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@BasedMikeLee That Marxism fails tragically and murderously has been borne out by history many times over and students should be taught history accurately.

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@Hot_Pepper76 Audie Murphy

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@Nickisbackbaby Yes.
The word touchdown when used in association with the New York Jets, New England Patriots or Buffalo Bills is gobsmackingly offensive to my ears.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@BuzzPatterson I unmuted the video in a random spot and at that point in the video, she was griping about Elon Musk.
Some people are so silly and predictable.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@Notwokenow Cool.
I’m a fat, middle-aged man.
Let’s see it fight me.
To be clear, I’m no fighter.
I’m just well acclimatized to physical discomfort enough to have no fear of whatever that thing thinks it can do.

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@Matt_Pinner It available…my Mom’s baked beans.

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@Sassafrass_84 “You’re prequalified for a home loan!”

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@Write4Republic Sure!
As long as you give them everything they want, bow to their every whim, renounce your faith, your culture & your freedom and accept second class status.

…Oh, and pay the jizya…muzzies get a bit stabby and explosion-y when kafir infidels don’t pay the jizya.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@ForgiatoBlow47 Massively underrated speckled perch fisherman.

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@gatorsszn @ShamsCharania I don’t follow the NBA very closely anymore but I still think the following must be true in that league:
Players with Martin’s toughness, athleticism and defensive intensity don’t grow on trees.

[Edna Fancypants @EndaTFancypants]

@libsoftiktok The Bible doesn’t specifically say Jesus isn’t made of barbecue sauce and Todd Van Poppel rookie cards but I kinda doubt that he is.

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@michaeljknowles Almost sounds like the lyrics to a folk song.
Are you Joan Baez???

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@Write4Republic I’d move to Uranus.

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@On3 Between 0 and 15

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@latinedisce Unum

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@AntiWokeMemes Both.
I think it’s obviously both.