Tyler Enders

Let’s Roll

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

SCOTUS has released a decision about gun rights.

A man whose home was raided by the FBI was found to be in possession of a firearm, he also admitted to the FBI that he was a habitual marijuana user.

The Court ruled the federal law, which was used to prosecute Hunter Biden, was overly broad and improperly deprived individuals of their right to possess a firearm in their homes.

The Court basically said that habitual marijuana usage didn’t necessarily mean a person posed a threat and should lose their constitutional right to bear arms.

A victory for the 2A.

This decision was unanimous, more or less.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. -AP

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

rest easy oliver you will always be an inspiration.

thank you for sharing your creativity and brilliance with the world. my heart is shattered right now.

hold your friends and family close

💔

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

happy pride month you little queers

Love yall

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

THE WORLD IS UNDER RED VS BLUE MIND CONTROL.

PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR TEAM WINNING AND ARE IGNORING THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS LOSING.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert against Donald Trump!

[Mary J. Ruwart Ph.D. @MaryRuwart]

True story.

[Buksterlin @andy_buksterlin]

😂

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office?

Wild priorities.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Average salary: $67K. Median: $45K.

Cost to survive with basics?

~$60K AFTER taxes.

That means a huge chunk of America is mathematically underwater.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[k @alfkkifine]

👏IF👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏DOG👏FOR👏BITTING👏ONE👏CHILD👏YOU👏CAN👏PUT👏DOWN👏A👏PEDOPHILE👏THAT👏RAPED👏MULTIPLE👏CHILDREN👏

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

you know gas prices are ridiculous when the guy in the lifted truck isn’t revving his engine at walmart during mating season

[Sonny @thehonestletter]

$65,000/year sounds great until you do the maths.

$14,300 federal tax
$4,970 state tax
$4,973 FICA
$18,000 rent
$7,200 car + insurance
$6,000 food
$1,800 phone + wifi
$2,400 utilities

Left over: $5,357/year.

That's $446/month to "build your future."

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

GAMING HOT TAKE: playing games on easy mode is perfectly fine. Play the way that makes the experience fun for you. Games are meant to be enjoyed, not turned into a second job

[Paul64 🇬🇧 @paul1964Jam]

Very true 👍

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Stop being a simp for the state

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

The fact that we all learned that our government is infested with demonic pedophiles and nobody is doing anything about it kinda speaks volumes.
Our forefathers overthrew a government over taxes on grocery items.