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#PerevigiliumVeneris. Cras amet qui numquam amavit quique amavit cras amet.
Ahh juicy fruit

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@theJeremyVine https://t.co/FYAn2iNm7z Have you seen this ;)

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Monty, I have to say #ForAllHisFlaws, did keep an exceptional wine cellar

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@BeQuietJustin I've never been a big tweeter tbh, more of an FB person :p

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@BeQuietJustin Hehe, I'm sure I've seen one of them :)

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@007pod Some wankers set fire to the lorry with 30 tonnes of hay on its trailer, next to my mates car transporter :-/ Both drivers are OK :)

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@tomsporty @LisaLampanelli @Dayanamendoza Lisa is a vile pig of a human being

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Is Gary Lineker pissed or what?! #SportRelief

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@porkpie

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Nice weave #Ant #AntandDec #GrahamNorton

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@CIPhilVickers @lincspolice It's happening almost every 15 minutes, do they not realise their lifestyles wouldn't be possible without us!

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Lincolnshire drivers have been named as the most likely in the country to be drunk if involved in a crash

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@CIPhilVickers @lincspolice I think it's an awareness issue in Lincs tbh. I've never known it to be this bad anywhere, ever!

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@lincspolice There seems to be a lot of peeps honking their horn past HGVs on A46 near Dovecote pub. 44 tonnes+sleep deprivation=death :-/

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DO NOT buy any products from @VisionExpress I have never known such incompetence. Customer service is disgustingly bad

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@frankieboyle @02ApolloManc

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@the_gibshow @frankieboyle ...10 feet from my fucking seat!

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@the_gibshow @frankieboyle When I was originally told I could not return to my seat and I said I'll hold it in and not bother, I was only...

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@frankieboyle *guard ;)

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@frankieboyle ...didn't crack a smile after that #disappointed

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@frankieboyle I loved first half of show, lost my sense of humour after toilet nazis said I couldn't sit down again. Stood at back and..