Your Girlfriend's Fantasy 💗

HUSBAND, FATHER, CATALAN, CITYZEN, REALIST

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

So your female friends, mom, dad, Pastor, pastors wife don’t get to ask you how you’re doing ?

Do you have this same expectation of them as well ?

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Don't believe everything you see on social media

People come on here to show off their property, their former property, other people's property, fake nonexistent property

Move at your own pace
Don't pressure yourself

And If you pressure any boy, God will take you

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

A self-claimed baddie on TikTok posted few days after that her man gifted her a 2023 C300 worth 85million for girlfriend’s day.

Her man reached out to the car dealer that he’s coming for an inspection,he arrives with his girlfriend and while they were negotiating for a price,the girlfriend was inside the car making videos,goes ahead to post it on her TikTok “I no follow una collect money or flower bouquet”

This fake life no too much😭😭😂??

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Cardinal Onaiyekan is an elderly Yoruba clergy, hut that has not stopped APC urchins from insulting him all ways to Sunday, God's holy day.

These are the same people who would accuse you of disrespecting Yoruba elders if you criticised Wole Soyinka.

But they don't mind insulting 90 years old Obasanjo, late Pa Ayo Adebanjo who was 93 years old at the last election, or Cardinal Onaiyekan who is a revered Cardinal of the Catholic Church and an elder.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This is one of the reasons they asked pregnant women to stop roaming in the midnight.

There's no evidence that this fellow is a human being.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Why are Men scared of the stingy tag ?

This is 2026

Being labelled STINGY is a compliment bro.

[𝔇' 𝔄𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱'𝔰 𝔇𝔑𝔄 🐐 @KingDayvid_]

@Wizarab10 Sir Dickson abeg leave their birthright for them

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Put the blood tie aside, she honestly feels it is okay to leave a lover for another because of a phone.

A phone!!!

God forbid! We cannot blame this on poverty. Something is outrightly wrong with our value system.
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Bring back the blood tie. She thinks it is okay for her baby brother's first love experience to end in a heart break because someone got his girlfriend a phone. Even worse, you're asking strangers to laugh at him because you think it is funny and valid. If someone gets her a better phone, she would leave the new guy too. Where does it end? Is this what we are validating? That's a shame.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

So we understand what gold digging is? Interesting.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Who send rider and who no send rider dey chop the same thing

Boys don wise up

[Ken_ @cknze1]

There is no Nigerian woman that would have a car while you can’t yet afford one,

Who would let you drive her car to work while she consistently flies a bike.

None.

[Chief UC Maxwell, SAL 𓃵 @UkomahM]

The only reason that man is not in jail for the level of forgery & drug related crimes is because of governmental powers.

Every year, the academic details & qualifications of one person changes with reckless abandon. They have still not fixed his over 4 different dates of birth.

[Sir Collins, MAAT. @CollinsofYork]

🤣🤣

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Tinubu supposedly won the last election with 8 million votes.

Balami is now promising Tinubu 12 million Obidient votes.

Obidients are Peter Obi's supporters

If Balami has 12 million Obidient votes for Tinubu, and Peter has more than 12 million Obidients still on his side, then what was the real result of the last election?

[dyna @0rieno]

Zombie apocalypse

[BIG JE$$E 🥷 @bjabrack1]

“As a lagosian i won’t lie, i look down on other states in Nigeria like mad, na only Abj i rate small.”

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

One of the most creative producers and undisputed hitmakers in the game, Masterkraft Nweke, is getting married. Congratulations to him!

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Do they not see how dangerous this is becoming????

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Hmmm.

Adelabu promised to marry after world cup, preferably with "a world cup".

Suddenly Mendy sells his world cup replica to an anonymous buyer.

3 days later, Adelabu announces his wedding.

Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. Observation is not a crime.

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| NEW: Benjamin Mendy has sold his official World Cup trophy replica at auction for €𝟓𝟒,𝟎𝟎𝟎. 🏆🇫🇷

{@RMCsport}