Vanna Surfer

Quantitative Research x Development
Proprietary Regime x Day Type Classification Systems
Long Vol ai Slop Slayer
Follower Of Christ x American Patriot

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

Boots on the Ground, Buy The Dip!
- Betting on the DOOM or the "worst outcome" has been a painful experience. Taco's of every flavor to Globex dips that rebound before Monday's open.
- There is one more doom outcome traders are betting on... Boots On The Ground.. I'll pass on that thanks.. here's why.
- Boots are already on the ground, our forces are right there.. kinda like the older kid that talked you into breaking that window in 2nd grade... Do it bro I'm right behind you. [ok maybe you never broke a window in 2nd grade.. my bad]
- The video below details IRANIAN ground forces are fighting the IRGC. These are essentially rebels, the people, they have stood up and taken arms against the wounded IRGC. The C--I--A and M-o-ss-a-d doin what they do best, funding the regime change with supplies no doubt.
- The Iranian "Patriots" as they are called are fighting on the ground and have just ASSASINATED another IRGC LEADER! No joke, they are working. The patriots are our boots on the ground, while we build presence in support, we are technically still getting the job done.
- I will be LONG "The Positive Out come" all of them... every deal that seems like its about to explode. The boots on the ground mission included, I'm taking the other side. Why? because we are already on the ground... the rebels are kicking ass.
- Perhaps they come in much later to clean up shop and commandeer oil fields potentially, or I'm wrong and they go in tomorrow... The distribution of outcomes is not singular.
- I am long the FRONT nearest exp VIX calls 18 + 25 c. Happily paying carry with a generous application, of convexity to the book. Trading has been great, you got some to spare, spend it.
- The analogy is the fast car and better breaks.. My breaks are strong, so I can punch the pedal on tacos.

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@Eng_china5 livn the dream

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@ewarren tell em why you man son t t t t ttell em why u mad

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@MilkerTrades @RobinhoodApp @SECGov just ask em to honor your fill on the 1st attempt

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

jealous ones envy

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.

The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.

We need a wealth tax.

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@DNIGabbard SUPRISE SUPRISE

[Alpha_Ex_LLC @Alpha_Ex_LLC]

SK Hynix ratio of open interest in calls to puts...roughly 100 to 1. Not sure there's ever been anything this extreme.

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

ONE OF THE BEST DAY TRADERS IN AMERICA

[Sam Parikh @smartertrader]

You know trump can fuck all of the funds and every analyst on tv If he announces Iran signed a deal Spx at 8000 3 back to back limit up days. And the rally that will fuck all the so called they selling to buy space z

Once in a century rally if deal comes

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@SamKovX sweet thanks

[Sam Parikh @smartertrader]

so many people clueless..

sam banged milly again omg

do you comprehend spx to 7800- 8000 so fast if you miss it 90% chance your wee wee shrivels up forever

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@damienmayx @grok @litcapital dude I told Grok to make me 2 latina lesbians and it threw an error there no fkn way.. whoever knows how to make it do weird shit is indeed a weirdO

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@markgadala had to turn this off u almost gave me an anxiety attack.... imagine being locked in a room alone for punishment and all they did was play this 🤧😬

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@jeremyct guess she skipped investing class... sucks to not be educated on money, but with youtube and google theres no excuse for it... OR u can sell feet on only fans

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@jam_croissant @FinanceLancelot dont encourage him cem even a broke clock is right 2x a day... this guys been calling for 1929 for 4 years... now its a 2024 analog smh... idk how these accounts even have followers

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@FinanceLancelot if you get this right I'll eat a habenero... if u get it wrong you have to eat the habenero deal?

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@bigcontentguy green light for chinese jokes rn? should we call bobby and theo?

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@hamptonism really? I was there last year and it sucked... was a pain in the ass to find weed I was really surprised. shrooms on every corner though

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@the_delta_dog @confusedarb all good, thanks bud

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@kai_xbt durrrrr anyone know what the treasury and fed do? scott bessent is buying futures on ninja trader lol

[Vanna Surfer @EndsWellCapital]

@smartertrader im with you buddy