Daniel Ondabu

Engineer.

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@BravinYuri Let them eat their produce.

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@Kingsholz Hi

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@amerix

[Ernest Nyakundi 🇰🇪 @ernest_nyakundi]

A contractor wins a project with the lowest bid.

6 months later…

He’s on track to make more money than the highest bidder.

No upgrades.
No extra work.
No variations.

So where is the money coming from?
Here's how the sharp boys of the construction industry move.

A thread 🧵

[Eric @amerix]

5 lessons we can learn from Kenyan Comedian "Crazy Kennar"

Thread 🧵

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Cardiac bass roddim, Bubble gum riddim or crown love riddim?

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@cenas_j

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@amerix 32

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@_ham22 You will also cry.

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@MwendiaJnr Are you a Kisii?

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@BernardKavuli Since 2018 up to now

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@cenas_j It's very hard to come out In one piece cause you are working with different types of people.

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@OfficialJoel4_ Need it

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@ignyharaz2 @WildwestK Nishpata yangu.

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@ignyharaz2 @WildwestK Done
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[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

@ignyharaz2 Thanks nishapata yangu👍

[Cenas Ojung'a @cenas_j]

2357.
Client: Hi Engineer, I would want you do a project for me.
Me: Great. Where is the place?
Client: It is in the U.K
Me: Great, well then I need to make my passports and visa ready.
Client: No, PSV or private. Once you reach Bondo ask for directions to Uyoma Kokwiri. 😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mnipee mix kali kali ya Reggae yenye DJ haongei katikati Please. Let's do a thread...

[Daniel Ondabu @EngDanielOndabu]

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