Er. Ashish

Software Er. | NSIT CS | Specialist @cf

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

Only something which defies the laws of entropy is impossible, rest is all a skill issue.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Mr. Mishra, the order has NOT been fully withdrawn. The part which seeks names of the students and orders for an “inquiry” against them for their peaceful dissent still stands, as per your own new letter.

IMMEDIATELY withdraw that entire letter.

No student at NALSAR should face any inquiry or witch hunt for their democratic dissent against the Chief Justice of India.

You are no one to threaten this. Stay within the four corners of your official duties and stop threatening the students with “inquiry”.

Withdraw the letter in full and guarantee NO ACTION against our brilliant law students of NALSAR.

The call for protest outside the BCI and Mr. Mishra’s official residence STANDS until this demand is fulfilled.

@Cockroachisback

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"She obviously has no idea what she's doing." https://t.co/PWfk4U8T2W

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@TheCineprism Not for long, you are gonna be surprised.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@kharma_7 Dedicated 2 arms day per week
1 intensity where you go/improve max weight.
Other volume day where you do 70-80% mw and hit crazy volume as much as you can including drop sets.

Thanks me in about 8 weeks.

[Dr Jaspreet Singh @DocJaspreet]

Today at the petrol pump for the first time I was asked for normal petrol or speed.When I asked this person as to why this question today....he said this normal has 20% ethanol which we are openly disclosing today but this petrol has been there since last 3-4 months.He advised me to get Speed as many people had switched to it and we're happy even though it was 9 Rs per litre more.When I told him that the efficiency of my car had decreased...he smiled and told me you are like many others who are having this issue. So the govt wants to shell out more and switch to speed.

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dear ministry of IT,
Scammers are reportedly using Slack & MS teams to leak NEET papers. Kindly issue a ban.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@M_perez949 The stress free driving, pure fun, fast l, agile and stress free. Love the SUVs but they are a headache to navigate.

[arnav @arnav_kumar]

The Indian masculine urge to buy a hospital, a school chain, a restaurant, a vacation home, an organic farm and an IPL team.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@NsNitinsinha And while we are there please bring back ball ac vents. In indian heat they are a must.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@wittysiddharth I say this as a car enthusiast, my financial goals have revolved around being able to afford next car and sports bike.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@wittysiddharth Cars today aren’t even worth the purchase logically. Petrol policies are changing everyday. They dont even support the old petrol ffs man.

At max you will have to rotate cars at 5-7 years.

Maybe electric will be around, but so we have said for diesel and petrol too.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

The most dangerous form of laziness is performative productivity. Notes, tabs, highlights, summaries, plans. A whole pile of activity arranged to avoid direct contact with the work.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@BaluGorade Its tata, probably doesn’t work and owner is frustrated.

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@LifeMathMoney Magnesium glycinate, amazing for recovery. Especially for vegetarians!

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Hoe just called me a narcissist so I googled the meaning and it sounded like a real nigga to me

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

Door automated by software
Ignition automated by software
Sunroof is the roof
Heat signature totally vulnerable

Sky covered with 1000’s satellites of same company.

Can’t run,
Can’t hide,
Can’t escape

Sunroof suddenly became a trend as soon as satellites were up. Interesting

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@veIvetines Let me introduce you edurance sports!

[Er. Ashish @EnggAshish007]

@shredwithQpid I usually break my Prev PR after deload week. CNS and Fatigue is ZERO. I also eat only carbs and easy digestive meal around mantainance calories.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The sun was free. They sold you SPF 50 and a vitamin D deficiency.

Sleep was free. They sold you an app, a pill, and a wearable that tells you your sleep was bad.

Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill, a fitness tracker, and a £180 pair of trainers.

Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes and the anxiety that skipping breakfast would wreck your metabolism.

Cold water was free. They sold you a £3,000 plunge barrel and a podcast episode about it.

Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app with a premium tier.

Animal fat was cheap. They sold you seed oils, then supplements to replace what the animal fat contained.

Tallow was cheap. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine and a clinical trial proving your face needs ceramides.

Meat was cheap. They are currently selling you the idea that you shouldn't eat it.

The 20th century removed access to everything the body needs to function.

The 21st century is selling it back, one subscription at a time.

Your great-grandmother had none of the products.

She had all of the things.