Middle England Mummy

Before I was a mummy my life was yoga and cocktails. Now my life is baby smiles and poo... lots of poo!!!

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

The film industry tries to tell us we can have careers and children… real life demonstrates this just means we have two full time jobs and makes life miserable…

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@piersmorgan He served and fought in the falklands war.... I agree he needs to be interviewed about his potential involvement in a crime (innocent until proven guilty like any person in our society) but be accurate

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

A great loss

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

Why is no one talking about how amazing AstraZeneca is doing their Covid vaccine at cost (ie not using this awful pandemic to make a profit!) talk about social responsibility and giving back to communities! #COVID19 #vaccine #AstraZeneca

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

When lyrics make sense... I’m wondering if anyone else has listened to any songs recently where the lyrics really resonate...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@JamesBlunt This song is awesome... if I hear it on a bad day it always makes me feel a bit better! Which is more than can be said for a lot of music out there!!!

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

Smile! X

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

Every birth story is different, and so is every labour. But there are a few things you can do to help give yourself the best chance of a smoother ride. I remember clearly the day I went into labour with Henry. Following all the advice... to read more follow the link in my bio 😜

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

I’ve just posted my first blog, ‘How to handle labour; a Middle England Mummy guide’ so why not get a cup of tea and come have a read with me xx

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@ehcame @GMA @valentinelow They act as a unifying point for the British people outside of politics. They are neither, left or right wing (they try to never express political views in order to help maintain this). They are diplomats, representing British interest abroad. There is lots more they do too..

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

Happy back to School day British Mummy’s 🥰🤩🥂

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@sweetmomissa My husband just magically finds himself sick with whatever I have seconds later... my back aches... so does mine, my stomach aches... so does mine... my head aches... so...no just no...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@FashionweekNYC This is amazing... although whenever I see a giraffe it makes me question... if you had never heard of a giraffe and someone described both a giraffe and a unicorn to you...which would you guess is the mythical creature...?

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

I woke up this morning to a baby smile and the dulcet squelch of poo... another day, another nappy...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@ScaryMommy The Dalai Lama said... ‘Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them’. I just wish more people embraced that, kindness isn’t hard...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@SoVeryBritish And that is truly a very British problem... only resolved with more tea...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@PenguinUKBooks I concur. Two of life’s greatest pleasures... tea and books!

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@PrimatesDaily This is most British people on holiday...

[Middle England Mummy @EnglandMummy]

@ScaryMommy It is a truth universally acknowledged....that until you are a parent you can’t know... I’m still in shock they let me walk out of the hospital without some sort of training...