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Not the first time we've beaten the Irish...

England 3 - 2 Ireland

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Tonight we will be playing against VENEZUELA 🇻🇪 in the Fifa World Cup

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Just how good was their performance today?

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PhilipNeame statistics:

7 minutes played ⏰
1 goal ⚽
1 PLSGC 🏅
1 humongous dub 🏆

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FT' - England open their world cup account with an 11-1 win.

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90+1' - I have just subbed myself on and I have scored.

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84' - Frageh misses a sitter.

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80' - A scrap from Vexzema with the Qatar defence leads to their goalkeeper knocking it into the net. 10-1.

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78' - Vexzema enters the field, attempting to head in a sublime cross.

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66' - Cristiano Qatarnaldo recieves a yellow card for dribbling from kick off.

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62' - Bxny is brutally taken down by the opposition, leading to another yellow card for Qatar. He then knocks in a screaming free kick over the wall. 9-1.

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54' - Bxny bags a fourth goal as Nerdazette departs the field to walk around Milton Keynes train station (he played on the train)

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52' - The crowd of just myself and the substitute chant in awe of the majestic footwork of goalkeeper trackpa_d.

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46' - We're back underway with a Qatar kick off.

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HT - England 7 - 1 Qatar.

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50' - Lewessi avenges Harry, tackling their goalkeeper outside of the box before hoofing it in from 30 yards out.

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48' - Qatar receive a yellow card following a nasty tackle on Harold. Harold limps off to receive treatment from our 23 physios.

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43' - I don't even know what happened but Samu just scored from 40 yards.

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42' - A lovely solo run from Bxny allows him to chip the ball over the goalkeepers ahead again. 5-1.

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37' - A Nerdazette error allows Qatar through on goal, to which they score. 4-1.