English August

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@arunuvacha @gauravsabnis @mrgnk .
5 stages of ‘cope’ when Modi wins elections:
- anti-incumbency (against Congress in 2014)
- he has cornered all the money and muscle-power
- EVMs were hacked
- Indian voters are stupid
- foreign powers want to keep Modi (this is a new one!)

[R.K.𝕏 @The_kafir_boy_2]

Ball by ball highlights of Smriti mandhana 125(63). The fastest ODI hundred for India.

Part 1

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@hitchy_thehiker Safe fielder too

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@DiggySande10963 But Haar-Maan-Ly Bhullad remains peerless when it comes to losing ICC T20I events and Commonwealth.

History’s worst across men and women.

Even the pathetic BD skipper can’t match her.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@fanatic_devil16 No, she’s second best behind Elysse Perry.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@sirfsapnadekho @iwct_coffee - Should-be-captain 37 (19)
- Future VC 100* (49)
- History’s worst T20I harami captain and batter 40 (33) (after being 5(10))

Shambles.

Real 🐍 ney Haar-maan-ly

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@wcriccrazeprajn @Cric_Beyond_Ent Glad the jehadans lost. Don’t want to see the terrorists play against us in the final.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@AbhishekUIguy @madversity @nsui For Pappu Jamat, not winning is a moral win.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@Ibbu95496281581 @sabsezyadaa @darab_farooqui Collection of Hamas supporters spotted; opinions rejected.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@echicago13 @saaiyer @GHOSHAMIK Eating idli is totally fine. It’s one of my favorite breakfast options.

What makes her a total retard is her assumption that poha is made from besan.

Poha is literally rice flakes. Rice which is a prime ingredient in idli.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@TheFacelessGuyy @darab_farooqui A cult that is led by that Einstein Pappu and whose RajMata is an Italian bar dancer should be banned from using the word ‘intellectual’.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@sabsezyadaa @darab_farooqui OP said Indians.

Not applicable to jehadi terrorists.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@SMAdmirer She blocked me because I challenged her position.

All day she talks up Pakistan and BD women cricketers and mocks Indian players. (Check her player of the match interview with Shree Charani who couldn’t answer properly in English).

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@darshitpp @NGKabra Correct. That’s what United, AA and Delta announce in the US but no one listens to them.

Each laptop and phone is a power bank too. (Has a battery inside and can be used to charge other devices.)

It’s hard to enforce these rules.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@SmestarZ @godbole_shilpa One more instance of idiotic alc Bev drinkers, meat eaters and smokers somehow thinking that their lifestyle is “better” than teetotalers, vegetarians and non-smokers.

Gangu Teli thinks that he’s better than Raja Bhoj.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@vernal_equinox @saliltripathi @Pvsindhu1 You and that fatso Zalil should be embarrassed so openly flaunting your misogyny.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@jasonprgressive @jeremybernier In the US stewards work for hourly wage.

Not a preferred job for hot women.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@shwetankbhushan @divya_16_ Someone needs to show her 1989 LS election results. Last I checked 1989 counts as 80s too.

After that LS result, Advani was on India Today cover, not VP Singh even after becoming PM!

Launched RJB movement right after.

Start of our second independence movement.

@minicnair

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@CineAlpha1 @Kshitij45__ Made up story.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@OversLife @bagga_buntyy1 Kapil was a womanizer in his later playing years. It’s well known.

Ps. I don’t hold that against him. I rate him as a cricketer.

[English August @EnglishAugust16]

@lav_narayanan Unlike some journalists whose only job is to diss all things Indian and Hindu and prop jehadi teams from Pakistan and BD.