an english human

Mad scientist. My Gish loves me.

[an english human @English_Channel]

There is a woman still in love with him who, instead of being supportive of those he wronged, is trashing the women, and putting the offender on a pedestal because that “wasn’t her experience.” The women should have done something about it, but he absolutely was in the right.

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

Advice I wish more people could hear...

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It never hurts to “paws” and reflect on the day and what you hope tomorrow brings.

Or where you put that half-eaten salmon you were saving for dinner.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Monday, and you’re dialing into a video call.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Sploot like nobody’s watching.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵

1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

when i say i'm omw, this is what i mean

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Are you busy?”
Me: No, why?
*incoming video call*

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

squash farmer, italy, 14th century

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Wife: can you get Sarah a present today, she's expecting a baby
Me: sure

[Later]
Me *handing Sarah a newborn* you have a weird taste in gifts

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

butt lover, italy, ca. 1402

[an english human @English_Channel]

we have a long march ahead of us, does anyone need to pee first?

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

stare at own ass, france, ca. 1330

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

this 13th century depiction of the great flood

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

comet (with a sword), germany, ca. 1552

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

let him cook!!!

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

my amazon package came

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

me at parties

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

the best prize

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

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