Anankke

你好

[Sudo su @sudoingX]

this isn't the voice of an open-source contributor. this is the openai paycheck talking. this is scam altman's voice coming out of stinky lobster.

"They copied a lot of features, but they skipped security hardening." grifter. you're lecturing the entire field about security with 1,362 packages sitting in your lockfile. hermes agent ships 225, every one pinned to an exact version, after they watched a worm crawl through pypi and poison a real release.

that isn't skipping security hardening. that's doing the part you outsourced to npm and prayed about. bloat isn't a feature list, it's attack surface wearing a feature list.

here's what actually decides this, the thing you keep dancing around. hermes agent reads and repairs tool calls straight off the model, so it just runs on the box on your desk, on basically any local model you point it at. that's not a small thing, that's the whole thing, it's why hermes agent gets used.

and here's the funniest part. you opened this whole thing calling us the copycats. then you quietly shipped tool-call repair, the feature that's basically been hermes agent's entire identity... late, and for exactly one format. so say it again, slow this time. who copied who?

and then there's blank slate. hermes agent ships an install mode where everything is off by default. no web, no browser, no code execution, no skills, no plugins, no mcp, no memory. just file and terminal, and it hardlocks the rest so nothing you didn't choose ever loads, not even after an update. you opt into every capability by hand. deny by default, least privilege. that's not a missing feature, that's the exact security hardening you just accused us of skipping.

1.03 trillion tokens in a single day. more than the entire rest of the top five combined. 5.6x your lobster, and the lobster isn't even second anymore. and of course it stings, that's what all the non-profit and agenda talk now actually is. but rewind to when you were the one on top. you blocked people. you called our PRs slop. the tone changes fast when the leaderboard does.

you didn't lose because we copied you. you lost because we stayed light. tokens are the work, and the work doesn't smell like old stinky lobster bloat.

[Jesse D'Aguanno @0x30n]

Fable 5 guardrail leaked!

[Gulag Kulak @GulagKulak]

@KooKiz You might not want to hear this, but Microsoft is full of Indians and one of the quirks of Indian culture is denying problems with stuff they are responsible for.

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@glzjin 等会，谁？🫪🫪🫪

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

@rekdt Incorrect. You need to delete SysWOW64. Hope this helps

[c3141tw @c3141tw]

@vxunderground Steam used to be a native app. They trashed it a few years ago converting it into Bloatium. It's unfortunate that software development has become a lost art form and all we have now are Javascript kiddies who know nothing about how computers work underneath the hood.

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

笑不活了

[yetone @yetone]

不是哥们儿，你这是把我的要饭碗都给一脚踹了呀

https://t.co/OMOTZZw7a7

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

Hey @trq212 @claudeai, I’m a legitimate Claude Max user in California, and my accounts was just suspended with no real explanation. I’m pretty sure I broke no policy here, and I suspect this may have been a false positive from my odd-hours usage/time zone signals rather than actual misuse. This is now disrupting my work and my open-source efforts. Could you please investigate it?

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@realNyarime @YongzengZh46724 佬他给我号删了，求一个

[hsn今天吃什么 @hsn8086k]

有一种硅酸盐，往人身上一碰，人立刻就会失去意识。小心这种硅酸盐。

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@racketprogram 好炸兄弟好炸

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@SpecterAnalyst But they are not even hacking anything right?

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

前端人大ao升级大赏，，，

[Viking @vikingmute]

看到这玩意儿我大脑彻底不够用了：
https://t.co/w4ArsnQGLN
用 tailwind.css 类名来写 SQL，这是哪个神仙想出来的？

<DB class="db-users-name-limit-5"/> 等于 SELECT name FROM users LIMIT 5

我服气了，这是我 2025年看到的最怪异的项目

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@_HalfSweet 菜就多练

[iseki @iseki_zero]

我开个地图炮，遇到以下问题撞墙的程序员请一律归结为自己菜，别赖环境：
Windows 路径玩不转的；
UTF-16 撞代理对的；
时间日期时区错乱的；
CRLF换行符整不明白的；
其它想到再说

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

@krishdotdev UDP was built for COVID 19 when handshake was not safe.

[Leclerc @Leclerc089647]

@Alina_Medverova 因为当代环保主义的主流其实并不关心环保，关心的是自然

而核电站这个东西明显踩了自然主义者能被踩的所有的雷电，又大，又集中，又人工，最关键的是太复杂了超越了他们那个未被工业文明的科学污染过的大脑的理解能力了

[内鬼 @Nanka696]

很喜欢的一个国家标准

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@changwei1006 开始响BGM了

[Anankke @Enheduanni]

@gfw_report Nice work!