askarí

We are all hypocrites.

Westernized West African

🇳🇬 🇦🇺

[askarí @Enison_]

Expect nothing and you will gain everything

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

I just don't understand why women think they need all these surgeries

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

10,000% RISE IN ALPHA-GAL SYNDROME DEMANDS IMMEDIATE FBI INVESTIGATION FOR POSSIBLE BIOTERRORISM:

1. Farmers reporting mysterious boxes of ticks and possible aircraft drops.

2. Peer-reviewed paper says it's “morally obligatory” to release GMO ticks that spread Alpha-Gal Syndrome.

3. Bill Gates is spending MILLIONS funding GMO tick technology.

4. Gates also funds lab-grown/fake meat that doesn’t contain alpha-gal.

5. The U.S. Army previously released 270,000+ ticks into the wild for bioweapons research.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

She giving the ladies a masterclass on how to keep their household together…Ladies do you agree with her?

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

If I warm this Beans again e fit turn chocolate

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Throwback Thursday: When Joe Budden nearly got jumped by Migos on the BET Awards red carpet in 2017. 😂

I really miss seeing Quavo, Offset, and Takeoff together. Rest in peace, Takeoff. 🕊️❤️

[GTA 6 Intel @GTA6Intel]

GTA 6 is the only video game releasing in November

No one wants to launch anywhere near it 💀

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

Jada really broke Will Bro looks drained and defeated..... Never pretend... It aint worth it...💔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😂😂😂

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Tag that your guy

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

takes a screenshot*

snapchat:

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Why is he making so much sense yet it is packaged as a joke.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Man I really wish I had these when I worked at the flaming sword factory 🙄

[askarí @Enison_]

Forest guards 😂

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

[askarí @Enison_]

😂

[NATO Jenkins, Esq. @MilesDoesntCare]

When is jobday?

[askarí @Enison_]

😅

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

I pray when your son wants to get married, his mother will be dead🙏

[askarí @Enison_]

😅

[Craig Nicoll @NicoYork]

Leave the engines running, lads.

[gst @wearegst]

In just one year, Nigerians spent $1.6B in ransoms.

To put that into perspective, Nigeria’s annual ransom marketplace is now 11 times larger than the country’s entire Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) in Q1 2025.

Crime has structurally outpaced the formal economy under Tinubu.

[30 @hoodii30]

there’s probably woolly mammoth syphilis in that water and these mfs are drinking it

[Emeka @Emeneks]

“My Agbero is better than your Agbero”

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

He didn’t just speak up, he mentioned his handle.

Biggest bird and African giant, so quiet.