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Founder.

@ShopEssentialk

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

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[🅺🅴🅽, 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃 @RegularKenyan]

Sharon's family should seek financial compensation next. Suck that murderer dry

[🅺🅴🅽, 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃 @RegularKenyan]

TikTok is really a universe of its own. I lack the bandwidth

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

[Sharonstone @shaz_oyoo]

One time I walked into some prestigious salon in greenhouse mall to braid my hair (I got inspo and location from a famous influencer on IG). My mistake,I didn’t ask how much it would cost. At the reception they told me my total bill was 20k. I almost puked 😆😆😆😆

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

For a moment, I thought it was Hazel from Love and Hip hop.

[GILLIANNOCHILL @princesstasia22]

That Ozempic fucked her up and whoever did the bleaching, the wig, the makeup is going to hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BOB ♠️ @BobMfonmma]

Twerking has always been part of African culture because what are these beauties!!!

Good morning and God bless the cameraman!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

😆, getting caught is a miscalculation??? Haha haha !!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

My current read !!!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Hey @KenyaPower_Care kindly assist,we are having so many power outages,landmark Pcea muthua church Uthiiru. Dang we can't seem to catch a break from these power outage.

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Picture perfect!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Hey @KenyaPower_Care kindly assist,we are having so many power outages,landmark Pcea muthua church Uthiiru.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

To draw what?

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Hey @KenyaPower_Care kindly assist,we are a power outage again tonight,Uthiiru landmark Pcea muthua church Uthiiru.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

I have been sitting on some good news, whose press release just went live!

I am one of 9 recipients globally of the inaugural Impact Prize by Schlumberger Foundation, whose recognition & partnership will lift @KamiLimu's Mentorship Infrastructure work. 🎉

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kindly dm me your phone number nikuadd kwa group ya dr mattress owners KE

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Made the meanest Guacamole!!!!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

This current read,sigh! Chemo is so traumatising!!

[A ♌ 💁 @Enkah_]

Hey @KenyaPower_Care kindly assist,we have had a power outage all day,Uthiiru landmark Pcea muthua church Uthiiru

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

The last few days have shown me there are a lot of potential clients for the offence of murder on this app. A lot. Ni opportunity mmekosa.