USArmyEnlistedProbs

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

Me: I'm getting a 300 on this PT test
Inner me: Too much work. Do 60% and then stop

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

me: I'm not reenlisting
career counselor: but there's a$30,000 reenlistment bonus
me:

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When 1SG is yelling at the entire formation and stutters so you're trying hard af not to laugh

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When you park your vehicle after a 10 hour convoy and realize you have to download equipment and do SI inventory

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

@the_barbarion *still searching*

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

Looks like someone doesn't have a sense of humor... https://t.co/clcq56ZGtW

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

"You're taking a PT test tomorrow "

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

SGT: I need to inspect your room today
Me:

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

*hears knock on door*
Squad leader: Hey, I know it's after duty hours but I need to talk to you about something
Me:

[1SG Rusty Eunuch @1SG_Eunuch]

When you fail your tape 5 months before you ETS

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When you walk up to formation and see your whole platoon getting smoked https://t.co/9QW1jrWOVu

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

@1SG_Eunuch

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

@1SG_Eunuch

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When your NCO says "I'm not telling you that you have my permission but I'm not telling you no"

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

Fire Dept: We need to know what you were cooking in your room that caused the barracks to catch on fire
Me:

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When you travel over 250 miles without putting in a pass and someone tags your location on social media

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

How soldiers take pictures and record videos when they see something US Army WTF Moments worthy

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

When you walk in the barracks and there's a GI party going on

[hustle man @JumpManJunky]

Tripping off @EnlistedProbs posts lol

[USArmyEnlistedProbs @EnlistedProbs]

1SG: Soldier, did you just roll your eyes at me?
Me: