Hanni

-place holder for selkie oc-

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

🌊𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢,

𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦?

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢’𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦?🌊

🦭𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘦 𝘖𝘊
🦭#OCRP

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

//i should be allowed to kill god. Anyway. I guess I'm open to rps on bsky or dms until it stop fucking me over. Omfg

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

...that was an isolated incident..

I don't think she'd do it again. 💧

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

//if what i google is true. I should be able to tweet on laptop. Just not on mobile

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

"Do you not remember us teaming up to mess with your head only to get caught because we high fived each other?"

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

...Karj wouldn't do that.

...probably.

[tito paco @pureflction]

Gay pins for everyone. If I don't see you with one I'm gonna assume that you are -phobic so I have to shoot you.

Purchase here now before I realize you don't have one.

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

"It's more fun to bully you with another person. You get more flustered and unfocused on our tricks when we ping pong you back and forth." Shameless admittance from Canary

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

Ugh.. couldn't you do that on your own ?

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

"So we can team up and gang up on you and toss you around for a little bit."

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

Ok? so?

what's that supposed to accomplish?

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

🦜it's funny to me

[Zαnder @dakuzan]

.... what even is your benefit in this situation?

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

"Boohoohoo. I'm going to tell Karj on you for being so mean to meeeee." Whenever twitter let her go back on her main account

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

I don't think there's ever been a case where that's true.

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

🦜I was thinking of like a 3.5% love life boost because otherwise...yeah. they'll get knocked up by a cat.

[Zαnder @dakuzan]

...?????

Why would you go out of your way to support my hypothetical kids? To put them into infinite debt?

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

A dramatic gasp from Canary.

"How could you say that? I'm innocent! Innocent, I say!"

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

I had my doubts.. but now I'm sure that's what you were doing...

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

🦜hey! Be nice now. I could curse your future kids or give them something they'll need in the future

[Zαnder @dakuzan]

PERISH, BIRD THEMED WITCH.

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

Canary smiles, like, wow it took you that long to figure that out?

"I have no idea what you're talking about~♡"

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

Ugh.. I'm telling you, it's absolutely not like that! 💢

at this point you're just messing with me, aren't you!

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

Canary pat his back.

"It's okay. I understand. Situationship are hard to admit. Especially in a place where everyone is coupling up."

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

I-it's not that either?!

I'm telling you there's no mutual feelings here!

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

🦜congratulations Zander. I always knew you were destinated to be a mom

[Zαnder @dakuzan]

WHAT? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS???

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

-canary shows up here because twitter wont let her post-

Oh, you know. More than friends. Maybe more than fwb. But just a bit less than confirmed exclusive. And you guys are just like the status dating but complicated ~

[𝙺𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚌 𝚉𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚞𝚙𝚞𝚜 @TEAM_A_UNDERDOG]

What does that even mean

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

@sweetlilcanary Making tweets and just forgot to tell me considering canary was being violent last night

[Hanni @EnsnaredSeal]

@sweetlilcanary //im not convinced that twitter didn't ban me from naking