Ashleigh Flores

TAMU ‘18 WFSC | I’m just here for funny tweets and a little science

[Ashleigh Flores @EntWife7]

His tongue is perfect

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dallas. He’s practicing being scary. Narrowed it down to these three borks to use when protecting the household. 13/10 absolutely terrifying

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Kuna 🍂 @wryote]

I support them.

[Dr. Wildlife @DrWildlife]

This golf club used 377,630 gallons of water daily in 2021.

Yes, daily.

To compare, the average local home uses 167 gallons per day.

Expecting javelinas, a native animal, to avoid food resources on a course while urban expansion is taking over their habitat is hilarious to me.

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

make a house of mouse reboot with this cast you cowards

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Announcing the first ever Stardew Valley Concert Tour, "Festival Of Seasons". A selection of music from Stardew Valley, performed by a chamber orchestra. Cities and dates in the image below. Tickets available starting this Friday 10 am at https://t.co/zJTNHRlIUC

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

[Steve Porter @StevePorter_]

Me as the Engineer on Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run…

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

Keep an eye out for our new commercial during this year's @AggieFootball games!

In Aggieland, we stand out because we stand up and stick around when things get tough. We push ourselves further and lift up our communities. We're different and that's what makes a difference. #tamu

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Galyn Susman was the individual who saved ‘TOY STORY 2’ by having a copy of the film at home after someone accidentally ran a command that deleted 90% of the film from Pixar’s files.

Today, she has been laid off from Pixar.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

So they ban my book from young readers, confuse me with @oprah , fail to specify what parts of my poetry they object to, refuse to read any reviews, and offer no alternatives…Unnecessary #bookbans like these are on the rise, and we must fight back 👊🏿 DONATE here: https://t.co/QFjBGwYDCL

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

Ralph Yarl, 16, of Kansas City continues to recover from his injuries after his family said he was shot in the head after knocking on the wrong door in his neighborhood.

His family says his goal is to attend Texas A&M to major in chemical Engineering.

https://t.co/Cyu6uNyX5w

[Ashleigh Flores @EntWife7]

@DustinGrowick @biologistimo @samanthaiam I know I'm neither of these people but when I was young I had a book of cat breeds that I loved! Would mark the ones I wanted to own someday.

[julia ❤️‍🔥 @CatFan97]

Not you apparently

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

every time I see an american remake of a foreign film/show I think of this quote.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I was taking my diazepam before my flight and the Swiss guy in the seat next to me saw and guessed I was nervous, so he asked me if I liked cats and then showed me a photo of a cat dressed as a pilot and said “I heard he’s flying our plane, I think we can trust him” 😭

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048.

Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

[check banner @vanetti]

THEY GOT MURPHY A LITTLE BABY

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

So they could film John Wick movies in them