Entertained Wife

Just the documentation of a very entertaining husband 👷🏼‍♂️💁🏽‍♀️

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

@79_william Not fully convinced

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Husband: I think it’s selfish that you don’t share your pregnancy pillow.
Me: I don’t care.
#stuffmyhusbandsays #pregnancy #pregnancypillow

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

Clint Eastwood just contacted me with a message of his support. A shout out to Mr. Eastwood. You made my day.

#WeveGotAStateToSave
#RecallGavinNewsom

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

If they know your Taco Bell order by heart then they’re a keeper.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I don't know the Jesus some have paraded and waved around in the middle of this treachery today. They may be acting in the name of some other Jesus but that's not Jesus of the Gospels.

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

@79_william Your wife is at the front of the crowd

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

@keelyberryart Keely this was months ago!!! And now I can’t scope him out!

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

True love buys you Taco Bell at midnight. 💕🌮 #StuffMyHusbandDoes #tacobell

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

New house came with a piano... I better be getting serenaded weekly 🎹. #PianoHusby #stuffmyhusbanddoes #entertainedwife

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

“Now I don’t look at other bodonkadonks. There is only one bodonkadonk for me.” #honkytonk #stuffmyhusbandsays

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

#Folklore 😍😍😍

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

@abrianarowe How you gonna enforce a 4 week lock down and keep people with all their core needs met? Food, water, power?

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Did anyone else shake their husband awake at 3am because they thought something was crashing into their house? No? Just me? #earthquake #sorryhusband

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

I worked so hard killing like 6 flies last night. Took out the garbage and let the dog inside and now I think there are 4 in my house 🙃

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Has anyone else used this extra time at home to perfect their fly swatting skills?? Because I just got one midair and feel extremely accomplished 🎉

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Husby keeps wearing his gator mask on his head and he looks like Prison Mike... #theoffice #prisonmike #stuffmyhusbanddoes

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Watching a Walk to Remember when Landon walks into Jamie’s house... “that boy is trash trash trash not for you” Husby quotes classic Nicholas Sparks movies like no other 😂 #AWalkToRemember #thenotebook #stuffmyhusbandsays

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

Me: *lays down in nice cozy bed*
Neighborhood hoodlums: BOOM BANG CRACK (firework noises) 💥💥💥

#StopTheMadness #fireworks #pleasestop #FireworksTrauma #fireworksconspiracy

[Entertained Wife @EntertainedWife]

At some point in this quarantine I gave up on hating Husby’s new interest in #WWE and now I’m sitting here watching #WWEBacklash rooting for #Edge what. Happened.