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So my husband’s response to a pandemic is going to the liquor store and searching for TP on a Friday night. 🚽🍺 #stuffmyhusbandDOES #thatistweetable #stuffmyhusbandsays
He asked if I wanted wine and I said “just a little bit, I guess” 🍷#stuffmyhusbanddoes #wineoclock #entertainedwife
(Shoveling snow first on back patio before letting dogs out, while wearing shorts)
Gotta put pants on to snowblow the front now.
#stuffmyhusbandsays #thatistweetable #stuffmyhusbandDOES
Me: it’s St. Patrick’s Day. If you’re not wearing green I’m pinching you.
Husband: (immediately checks underwear) oh, man.
(Much later) comes downstairs with green shirt
H: can’t pinch me anymore.
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I referred to my dog as my soul sister and my husbands burst into song. I anticipated Hey, Soul Sister by Train. Nope. Lady Marmalade. #heysistersoulsister #ladymarmalade #marriage #shitmyhusbanddoes #stuffmyhusbanddoes
My husband is literally dancing because we're getting furniture delivered and he gets to assemble stuff #wayfair #stuffmyhusbanddoes #shitmyhusbanddoes #marriage
(Found the new measuring cup full of coffee and on his desk)
You can take a picture now or I just might do it later. I finally have enough coffee.
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(Sent funny group text about pocket-tots ala Napoleon Dynamite)
We’ll see what these frozen fish have to say about it.
#stuffmyhusbandsays #stuffmyhusbandDOES #thatistweetable
(Root beer floats)
You’ve never done a float in a bowl? Works just as well.
#thatistweetable #stuffmyhusbandsays #stuffmyhusbandDOES
When my husband starts eating it’s best if I keep my hands on my side of the table. #thatistweetable #stuffmyhusbandDOES
Last night: Roads are snowy & icy.
(Drives to mall)
This morning: They say to stay off the roads, they’re so bad.
(Drives to McFat’s)
Just now: Roads suck!
(Driving to movie theater)
#stuffmyhusbandsays #thatistweetable #stuffmyhusbandDOES #winterdriving
B, comes home from work: I needed you
Me: What? Why?
B: I stopped at the hardware store, & there were some people outside, & long story short...I adopted a Filipino child
Me: I’m sorry, what?!
B: I shouldn’t be allowed out by myself
#stuffmyhusbandsays #stuffmyhusbanddoes
Today I leaned my cat is a size 12mo. as husband thought it would be funny to put a baby onesie on her #stuffmyhusbanddoes
Me: what are you doing?
Keith: I'm making myself dinner
Me: what are you having?
Keith: cheese sticks
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