Devyn Schulte

🏵️She/her 🏵️
🐶 My dog is my favorite person 🐶
Pisces 🌞 Taurus 🌚 Aquarius ☝🏻

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

To be clear I only snatch dead flowers. I have morals.

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Having a old vitamin jar with seeds labeled "orange mystery flower" that I snatched from the Psychologists office garden feels like a very ADHD thing to have. #freeseeds #ADHD #ajarformytrinkets

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Realized I've been tying bows wrong my whole life bc I was taught by right handed people. I don't have to double knot anymore! #leftyproblems

[jade🤍 @jad3lockey]

get that stupid AI chat off of my screen pls it’s annoying @Snapchat

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Well shit I guess it's time to delete snap after 10 years. No one expected it to last this long anyway.

[Snapchat Support @snapchatsupport]

@Aisling__ Hi there. Only Snapchat+ subscribers can remove My AI from their Chat feed. Learn more here: https://t.co/bTcTazetro

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Damn this would have been helpful before tax season started 🙃

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

A 9 year-old girl lost her life trying to pull the fire alarm to warn other students in a mass shooting. Yet, a congressmen from her state the very next day said ‘there’s nothing you can do’ and basically said that’s why he home schools his kids. The 9 year old had more bravery.

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Can't wait for the documentaries on Gwyneth Paltrow's Ski accident trial #goopontheslopes

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Might have to start a new account or just leave Twitter bc I'm not allowed to have 2 factor authentication anymore. But I don't know my password, and I can't reset it bc it'd linked to the email I made when I was 12. The I don't have access button doesn't work. I hate it here.

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

A thread worth your time

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

How are cheese steaks losing to diapers right now? This is why it's important to vote you guys!

[Pennsylvania Chamber @PAChamber]

#CoolestThingsPA – First Round
Dalessandro's Cheese Steaks vs. @Pampers Baby Diapers
See the Full Bracket: https://t.co/USlY6DtQuW

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

I was today years old when I learned it is "deep seated" and not "deep seeded". #TIL

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

Me: didn't we have this meal recently?
Husband: yeah but I fucked it up and I wanted to redeem myself
Me: what did you forget?
Him: I forgot the lime juice in the salsa
#shitmyhusbandsays #beanburrito

[MSU @michiganstateu]

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[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh my god. A survivor of the 2012 Sandy Hook elementary shooting is a current student at Michigan State.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your reminder for when Republicans inevitably blame “mental health” for the shooting at Michigan State:

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

@nathaliejacoby1 @CalltoActivism Vaccinated. Masked. Sanitized. Spend a lot of time at home and outside.

[Devyn Schulte @devynwitawhy]

@pepsi immensely saddened by Sierra Mist being discontinued, and frankly distraught to hear the replacement tastes more like Sprite. #RIPSierraMist 😭😭😭

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

this has to be a joke