Jim Johnson

Lawyer. Physics wonk. Baby owl wrangler. Stomper through muck. Motto: I want a profile which contains sensitive materials, but I don't have one.

[Jim Johnson @EntropyJimJohn]

@RadioFreeTom The master builder is amazed a trench can be really long.

Even a nice one.

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@RobertPicardo Your toupee on Newhart was pretty cool.

So was the character.

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@NobodymrRobert Wasting time and money.

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@dcherring I started my crush on her from that performance.

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@cheersbranrj He just doesn't want to pay to clean up.

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@Hombrelmparable They were both idiots for driving so fast that a single stupid act could kill them both.

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@r_graus Yet I haven't missed him at all.

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@StateDept Read the Constitution. Government is specifically instituted to "promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty."

You were created to play social worker, and we're the ones who are supposed to win.

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@r_graus People sleep past 6 am?

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@RonDeSantis Go take a history class. Or talk to some Native Americans about what it's like.

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@AMACforAmerica You can read all about how Trump is planning to gut Medicare.

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@gggirl924 Ask a tough question.

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@JeremyTate41 Looks right. That said, I grew up in the town where Twain's in-laws lived. We read a lot of Mark Twain in elementary school and junior high.

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@For_Film_Fans Really well done.

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@VincentZurzolo Wolverine is in each, so each is worth it.

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@BrianRoemmele There sure were a lot of hippies in space in the 60s.

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@FrankiePaul64 That is one weird take on the theme.

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@JamesLucasIT I don't see any of the holes.

Think about it.

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@CAgovernor Point of order: Trump is incapable of empathy. Nothing can make him care about others.

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@buckadeath The obvious one. Think about it.