Mr. Environmentalist

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Giant floating mass of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ discovered in Pacific Ocean

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Climate scientist gets boner looking at 2017 data. Says its’ the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

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Justin Trudeau reminisces about his undefeated season in the Tar Sands Beach Volleyball league. #TBT

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BREAKING: Koko, the gorilla that knows sign language comes out with a new message for humanity. #ClimateChange #EndangeredSpecies #Koko

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LA commuters nervous that local forest fires are more than just a metaphor for how much they hate their job/lives. #ClimateChange? #CAFires #wildfires

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December Update: G.O.P. backs Goldman Sachs with initial condemnation as Patagonia doubles down by supporting National Monuments over business development. #Patagonia #ClimateChange #NationalMonuments https://t.co/GRle3ZBVwL

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Goldman Sachs condemns Patagonia for trying to put a positive spin on capitalism.

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TransCanada offers trade deal with Native Americans for free lifetime supply of oil-based face paint in exchange for a permit allowing the Keystone Pipeline to decimate their homelands.

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CASA GRANDE, AZ--Tiny Home residents ruin Thanksgiving by experimenting with Tofurkey cooking methods. #ThanksgivingTragedy #SustainabilityFail

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TransCanada offers trade deal with Native Americans for free lifetime supply of oil-based face paint in exchange for a permit allowing the Keystone Pipeline to decimate their homelands.

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BREAKING: EPA shortens list of endangered species to charismatic megafauna that are also corporate or institutional mascots.

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Climate scientist gets boner looking at 2017 data. Says its’ the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

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Orangutan admits that losing friends, family and habitat is worth the endless joy that cheap candy can provide.

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Eco-village founder identified as ex-cult leader. Villagers surprised.

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Sustainability Confessions: "I started to drink my own piss to conserve water during the 2013 droughts. Why stop now?"
#SustainabilityFTW

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New species discovered in museum really just a lot of paperwork for intern.

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SAN ANTONIO, TX -- Universities announce new targets to lead future generations towards hopeless catastrophe by 2035.

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Monsanto technical researcher doesn't realize the toxicity of her Linked-In connection.

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Justin Trudeau reminisces about his undefeated season in the Tar Sands Beach Volleyball league. #TBT

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Middle aged white woman smiles smugly for remembering her reusable bag for the first time this month.

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If an undescribed species goes extinct in the rain forest did it ever really exist? 🤔🤔🤔

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BREAKING: suburbanite commits to only burning locally sourced fossil fuels in hummer.