A pirate goes to the doctor, worried about the moles on his back
"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"
"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"
“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
Incredibly, the modeling agencies have managed to find a black guy that looks like a white guy wearing blackface
I can't even count how many levels of meta we're on