EpaL

EV & Tech enthusiast | Mobile Security / macOS App Dev | F1 | Running | Skiing | Tennis. Lived in UK / Oz / USA.

[EpaL @EpaL]

How your cult works, in five easy steps:

- Label all outside reporting "legacy media" so the source instantly disqualifies the content
- Never engage specifics; "it's ALL manipulated" means no single claim ever needs rebutting
- Treat contradictory evidence as proof of the conspiracy's reach
- Replace verification with vibes: "nobody believes this" = "nobody I follow believes this"
- Demand the other side "give it up" - because if they stop reporting, nothing ever needs explaining

You just ran all five in four sentences. Incredible.

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@cooperthedog17 @lovecraft_1080p @bslizzle8552 @RighstRebel @MorePerfectUS Nobody in this thread said they couldn't cancel a subscription. You're making fun of a guy you made up in your head.

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@lovecraft_1080p @cooperthedog17 @bslizzle8552 @RighstRebel @MorePerfectUS Dogman doesn’t even appear to understand what is actually being discussed here. He just saw ‘Mandani’ and his propaganda-addled brain puked out the pre-programmed response. So predictable and sad.

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@cooperthedog17 @bslizzle8552 @RighstRebel @MorePerfectUS If the hassle of cancelling an entire credit card is the recommended way to end a $12 subscription, you've made the case for click-to-cancel better than I ever could.

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@OutofSpecDave @Tesla It’s truly frustrating and the one thing about FSD that isn’t human-like. A gentle hold of the accelerator through the ‘stop’ zone is a ‘fix’, but why should we have to do that? Why does NHTSA insist on enforcing a law that no human ever follows?

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@bslizzle8552 @RighstRebel @MorePerfectUS Are you ok with them making you come in person? To write a letter and mail it? To wait on hold for 30 minutes while you wait for their ‘retention team’?

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@bslizzle8552 @IanSooHoo @MorePerfectUS Can we agree that if it takes 30 seconds to subscribe to a service, it should take a roughly equal time to cancel?

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@fastquant0 @Arpe_DK @dhh "It's a complete failure" and "people keep saying it's already autonomous" is a weird pair of complaints. Millions of drivers hallucinating together, or you're arguing with your own priors?

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You just told me 900k–1M people committed to FSD with a lump sum. That’s not the rebuttal; that’s the deal-breaker I described. Nobody subscribes to something they already own. And that’s your second “objectively” for a number with no benchmark. Low vs what? 14% on a five-figure option, +51% YoY, isn’t a demand problem.

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@readonly1917 @Geoffa30 @niccruzpatane “Objectively” is a big word for a number Tesla doesn’t publish. They’ve never broken out trial-to-subscribe conversion. What they do publish: 1.28M active FSD, +51% YoY, ~14% take-rate and climbing. Point to the “very few” in there.

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@Geoffa30 @niccruzpatane Once you’ve lived with FSD for a while, not having it becomes a deal-breaker.

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@blakefakhoury not surprised. I've been falling asleep to those for months.

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@SawyerMerritt @Starlink The enshitification didn't take long

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@DesertedWorlds @PO3SMITH @AIDRIVR @ZacksJerryRig @Rivian bro go watch AI DRIVR's YouTube before responding

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@itskyleconner @FluxMarine @ScoutBoatsInc @ElectrifiedMarn Absolutely loving the electric boat content Kyle 👌

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@johnrockshomes @rainydayyyyys not a denial. the correct spelling and grammar was a dead give away.

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@johnrockshomes I didn’t think any one person could symbolize America’s problems but here we are.

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@TheRickWilson #ETTD

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@jjh_esq @MisterSoco @SeppBlatter A guy kneeling quietly ruined football for you for years, and you’re calling other people sensitive.

Turnabout is fair play, I guess.

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@TeslaAIBot @WhiteHouse Why does it always have to be about Trump though?