The Epic Mayham

I will block furries and pedophiles

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@GriffinZignoli @nocontextmemes Notion, by the rare occasions

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@Not_JebTheRat @wildtiktokss $200M?

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@Not_JebTheRat @hourly_shitpost Aw, man

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@bloombashi @givinguponman @dyingscribe There’s a common trope in sci-fi for there to be a kind of brutish, strong race of aliens, and some people theorize that we are that race, because for all we know other species don’t do stuff like keep acid in their bodies at all times, consume poisons for fun, or kill so much

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@CT5034_Ghost @DestinyTheGame Table with sandwich

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@Dariory1 @mrmatthouse @NeitheYAGI The high speeds aren’t the issue it is the rapid change in speed that does it

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@Iggy_K @Mark_Roebuck Like, today I’m pretty sure

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@LubbaSMG2 “Hyaa”

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@matthewmercer BAAAAASED

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@shonmg3 @anythingbott Bro, regardless of if it’s left to right, you do the parenthesis first, including the multiplication of the two and the numbers inside of the parenthesis, how is that so hard to grasp? There’s a reason they phase out the division symbol in elementary school, some people are slow

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@anythingbott Why would it ever be nine bro? The two is literally attached to the parenthesis, it’s one

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@wildassvids

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@ShitpostGate Have you considered: the stabby and slashy, and bashy stick

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@Hornsbyfunk @tatermancer For magic, I assume

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@GoddessSky_ @DelusionPosting Yeah I hate Twitter, but I’m glad that you got some amount of rational explanation out of it

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@magikal_ @OutOfContextEv Kinder surprise are not illegal in the USA (at least not where I live) and there is a lengthy process to buy a firearm, though I agree it should be harder still

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@MonolithMoai @GoodPoliticGuy Colleges are very liberal in most cases, that’s all really

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@ATCreatures @nifty_fifty_two @GoodPoliticGuy You know, every time you say something snappy like this it just makes people want to believe you less?