Sheldon The Sniper

RED Teams Sniper, fighting for the winning team.

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

Normally, I shrug off dead bodies near my camper. But when they try tO BITE ME!
Then we have a bloody problem!

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy Uh, thanks mate. *goes off to file paoerwork, find oil, and organize muffins*

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy Whatever you say boss

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy yeah, Im not sick. And I have been eating good

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@TF_Scout What?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy Oh! Yeah boss! Just eh, Let me go get it!

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy No, Just... you could say I got a-head of that guy?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy *points to severed head currently being used as a paperweight*

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

*coughs*

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

*Rapidly does paperwork*

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy perfect child right there. *chuckles before sneezing once again*

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy ... Great, hope they suffered for tryin to take our medic, and I dint think you should have brought the,baby...

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy Thanks again... *squints* where did you get the blood?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy haha that sounds fun. Thanks mate, its unlocked.

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy now I wish she could come... She seems great! *Sneeze all over his own sleeve* ew

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy Your mother taught you all that?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy yeah yeah Im here.. Your mother sounds like a sweet lady.

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy I can handle that... And what is "blood soup"?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy soup would be nice, and does this go into my vacation days?

[Sheldon The Sniper @Epic_Snipes]

@yaboyheavy cant I just go to my RV?