Epidus Rex

#EveryoneHatesYou Proud Small business and common household pet killer

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Today was such a good day to transfer money from my employer’s pocket to my landlord’s pocket #thepartofsomethingbigger

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

#morethanjustawhiteboy

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Babe, stop crying and get over here. I need to show you this new music band calling themselves “Pearl Jam”

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

They would hate my freaky ass in jail 🤣🤣🤣#booyah

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Anover day in da books #daytrader #buyandthensell #epididymus

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Called my parents. Told them I really made it big this time. #momgetthecamera

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

In the uber home, straight up just touching my nuts haha

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Just punched a #grandma

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Just pissed so hard that I developed a laminar flow at the urinal

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Impregnated the Brita last night before bed. Gulped down the offspring this morning over a glass of ice and a cigarette.

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Guy has clearly never watched paint dry 🤣🤣🤣

[COOL HAND LUKE @Alaskan0832]

No hour is as fast as lunch hour.

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No hour is slower than the hour before quitting time.

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Literally cumming in my pants watching bro hoop

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Purchasing silver over spot price at the airport bar because my flight got delayed

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Shooting myself with a gun

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

@LANKChesney @BusterLankU Such a bum ass take. Thanksgiving FUCKS #DickInDaStuffing

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Thankful for bad hoes and newports #latinas

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

A white boy in motion stays in motion #heatcheck

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Me when the baddies catch me playing clash Royale in the corner of the bar

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

An Alabama school white teacher, Nicole Staples, was arrested and fired after a video showed her savagely beating her young son at least 20 times with a belt. She was once the teacher of the year as a Second-grade teacher. This is what white people do in their homes.

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

Meh. Not that big on Mexico… #ImOnlyCoolWithTacos&Latinas

[Epidus Rex @EpididymusRex69]

What could you possibly know about Stanley Yelnats, you fucking idiot?