Epimetheus

Never back down from a dare.

Eternal Life is short, do what you want.

Married the first woman, guess I set the tone.

[Epimetheus @Epimetheus12]

@ZeusGodofGods99 This is why no sane woman or nymph wants to be with you. I may be the god/titan of impulsiveness but at least I don't rape.

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@ZeusGodofGods99 Dude why are we being shunned? You totally knew that we'd open it and plague humanity. Literally no one likes you.

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So I called in some favors and turns out, there's going to be this thing called penicillin in a few thousand years, disease problem solved!

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Okay again, my bad humanity. It was totally Pandora that opened it though, I didn't pressure her at all.

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Ayy she's about to open it. Aren't the gods so nice for giving us this? We shouldn't open it, but it won't end badly

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@birdsdontlikeme Yeah doing that sort of disintegrated all of them. My bad humanity, I'll make it up to you somehow. Like with a box!

[Epimetheus @Epimetheus12]

@TheOnlyMuses what are you talking about? We even got a gift box from the gods!

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@birdsdontlikeme Oh wait, I'm a titan, I can just show my true godly power and might and they'll know to back off.

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@birdsdontlikeme yeah it didn't work out, any way you could bail me out of jail, pay off my enormous debt, and also the lone shark?

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There's this new thing called woman, I'm going to marry that before anyone else can. Sure I don't know her, but that won't end badly at all.

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Ayyyyy just got a credit card, about to go buy everything I possibly can! #whynot?