Prometheus

I bring the fire.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@WineGod17 just a forethought: a designated chariot driver wouldn't hurt

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

https://t.co/VZfdvZHG0B

He's right you know. You can pin this one on me

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@Hercules1211 I hear you're a good fighter. Ever try to take on a bird? A BIG bird, mind you.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@e_i_e_IO yeeahhh... Things are gonna suck for a while. But someday it'll be better https://t.co/rXNPQaahE6

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

I love @KFC! I give them the gift of fire and how do they use it? They burn birds! My man!

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

As if Zeus didn't have enough problems, now he's got TWO nagging wives! @heragoddess51 @YaGirlHera I almost feel sorry for him. #IDontTho

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@e_i_e_IO yeah, sure. Just stop by. Not like I'm going anywhere anyway. If bird repellent is a thing, think you could bring some?

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@e_i_e_IO Big Z get you too? Dude sucks. Between the birds and the cow thing I'm starting to think he really loves animals.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@Epimetheus12 totally would but I'm a bit 'tied up' at the moment. You're on your own dude.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

I really like this Twitter thing. 140 characters forces you to think through what you actually need to say. Something you gods should learn.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@ZeusGodofGods99 woah woah woah. Mortals deserved knowledge and you know it. No need to be so cranky.

[Prometheus @birdsdontlikeme]

@Epimetheus12 uh... I really think you should think this one through beforehand... #justsaying