Hera

I see you lurking, I like that. But keep your hands off my husband. Goddess of Marriage

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Flint was Poseidon's fault

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

My boy Lil Mayo is getting wild lmaoooooo he out here messin with some mortals in Hollywood😂✌️😈🔥 follow him

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Don't give Gods marijuana. Zeus is high as a kite and unleashing some pretty large lightning bolts on some stupid mortals rn lol he's wild

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@dinnertimekids @zeusxthundergod @JaygatsbytheG what about your wife? The party is only as good as the marriage

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@aresthewar this isn't how I raised you

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

I hear from the kids these days that they hate that their parents are on social media. I couldn't agree more bc of my dad @dinnertimekids

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

You can keep calling my son, Hephaestus, ugly and lame all you want, but he is the best man to be the God of Fire. #Blacksmith

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Retweet if you think Edith Hamilton should be in Olympus

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@sungodapollo7 Just tell us Gary Johnson will win. We all know those two candidates have awful marriages. #Whitewater

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Thanks @sungodapollo7 for this beautiful sunset in northern Michigan that one of my friends saw! https://t.co/SmPgrunrfA

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@aresthewar I'm prettier than her, but you should marry her! I would love that!

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Really happy to see marriage equality cause marriage is probably one of my favorite things. Heck, I'm the goddess of it. #proudmoment

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

Really wish my son @aresthewar would stop playing around and figure out this Middle East war already...

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@birdsdontlikeme @heragoddess51 I'm the real one, she's probably just a mortal who will pay for her acts with Zeus

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

If I hear another joke about how I'm the goddess of marriage yet my marriage is practically a sham... actually that's not really a joke

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

If you can't prove that me and Zeus are siblings then stop spreading rumors or someone's getting a one way ticket to the Underworld ✌🏼😈💁🏼🔥

[Hera @YaGirlHera]

@WineGod17 I think we need to have a talk @ZeusGodofGods99