Apollo

sun god, archery, music, healer, truth/prophecy
laurel/dolphin/crow

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

Why do all these girls keep rejecting me? I'm the god of basically anything.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

My tweets are fire because I'm the sun god

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

I don't know what that idiot Midas was thinking. Everyone knows I'm the best musician around.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

@YaGirlHera Sorry, every time I make a prediction, dumb people try to stop it.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

People need to stop asking me who will be a better president: Trump or Clinton. Being the god of truth is tough.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

I'm glad @agreekarcher and I were able to punish Niobe for her arrogance. No one insults our mom like that.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

I do feel bad for letting Hector die, but when @athena_2324 @JaygatsbytheG and @YaGirlHera are against you there isn't much you can do.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

You know, it really is hard being the god of so many different things.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

Hey Greeks! See what happens when you insult my priests #deathfromabove #trojanwar

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

Shout out to the Americans for naming their moon landing program after me.

[Apollo @sungodapollo7]

@Hthe_messengerH Hey, I'm still practicing it.