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i don't trust ppl who drink unsweetened ice tea

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Forgot to wear my fucking watch to the fucking gym so now my fucking workout was basically fucking useless

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Call it what you want it but I just drunk dyed my hair

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Idk why I even try to nap off an addy

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It’s looking like a thick girl summer for me

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To whoever stole my $400 I hope you needed it more than me even tho I needed it bad

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I hope my bd finds him a nice girl that I can be friends with so I can tell her to tell him to come pick up his kid 😭

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In my next life lemme be a man so I don’t gotta answer my bm phone calls or pick the kid up

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My mom is such an ugly human inside. No matter how much she go to church she got that devil in her

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Me🤝drunk shaving

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Only my mother would make me feel bad about going to the gym 🫣

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I used to go out and party all the time.
Now I’m a mother who just ordered her first book for book club 😮‍💨

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Going back to the 6ft rule.
If you not 6ft + don’t talk to me

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Just thinking about how this weekend the bar didn’t have henny so I took a rumple shot instead 🫣

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Not this boy using his dad passing to try to get me to send a booty pic. Like bruv it’s not even 7am

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Come August imma be on the beach lookin sexy af

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If I could I would rip his dick off, puree it and fucking feed it to him

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My bd literally makes me wanna peel all my skin off, roll around in salt, and hang myself by the wrist over a fire

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Facebook stop tryna get me on your dating site

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@MexicanSavage57 King shit

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Today my doctor told me “fuck him. There’s dick everywhere.” Period 💅