Captain DuhMerica

Expert Tweet Replier. Gig ‘em.

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I tried to send my DNA to Michael Jordan for his supposed “collection” but turns out 23andMe is not what I thought it was.

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@MAGAVoice “iT’s HaPpEnInG”
Do you idiots ever get tired of saying this and nothing at all happening?

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@NobleOne You are the only bastards who did anything unjust, ya dumbshit.

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I just saw 15 kids in helmets and spandex rollerblading down the street in a straight line. Should I ask permission to pass?

#mc #biker

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@PressSec

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@WhiteHouse

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@LauraLoomer You cannot be this stupid. This is rage bait, right?

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@RapidResponse47 Going to court to try to keep this asshole from starving kids as a political tool.

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@WhiteHouse @RapidResponse47 I’m begging you - please share more Dementia Don footage. Way more entertaining than this stuff. I bet y’all have a trove of it.

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@HHSResponse @RapidResponse47 @SecKennedy This is not entertaining at all. Can we just go back to videos of Dementia Don lost in a room?

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Straight lies. There is no demand to provide healthcare for illegals.

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@AFTER_HOURS_XO @odinikaeze @SecDuffy @RapidResponse47 I know you’re going to deny this is kool aid-gulping so please show me the wording from the bill that provides $200 billion to illegal immigrants. And please don’t waste my time with shitty reading comprehension.

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@AFTER_HOURS_XO @odinikaeze @SecDuffy @RapidResponse47 Gulping down that kool aid I see.

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@AFTER_HOURS_XO @odinikaeze @SecDuffy @RapidResponse47

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@AFTER_HOURS_XO @odinikaeze @SecDuffy @RapidResponse47 It’s not a maff problem, it’s a political problem. If the republicans want the votes then negotiate. That’s how politics has always worked. That’s how a bill is passed.

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@MikeLanski @odinikaeze @SecDuffy @RapidResponse47 Then tell the republicans to negotiate. Simple enough and has almost always worked.

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@SecDuffy @RapidResponse47 Why don’t you just post some more vids of our doddering, dementia-addled president saluting Japanese people and getting lost in a big room? That was fun yesterday.

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@RapidResponse47 The whole video is so much worse. Our president is mentally compromised.

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@Hamotex @RapidResponse47 lol he actually looks worse when you watch the whole video. They did him a favor. Dude definitely spaced out.

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@jzux At least you’re on a roll on LinkedIn.

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@SandipantsL 😡