ᴍᴏᴇ

❝𝗜’𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻’𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝗳, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴...❞

( 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚁𝙿 )

[ᴍᴏᴇ @EponymousTavern]

𝐌𝐨𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐤
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫
𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 & 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐲
𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨
𝐑𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬
↺/♡

[ᴍᴏᴇ @EponymousTavern]

@NerdyYellowGirl The illegal aspect of it did not bother the bartender one bit, on the contrary he enjoyed it even more. But he most certainly did not want to get caught.

“Wow, wow! Not here!”

Moe grabbed Lisa’s small hand and dragged her behind the counter, hiding her from half-drunk Barney.

[ᴍᴏᴇ @EponymousTavern]

@NerdyYellowGirl “Mh... well, did you want a beer or something?”

[ᴍᴏᴇ @EponymousTavern]

@NerdyYellowGirl “Oh, hi Lisa. Homer is not with you, eh?”

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