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[Erin @Er__Gar]

I hate it here

[Zena Keita @itszenakeita]

When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused.

I get it now.

[Django Gold @django]

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

[Erin @Er__Gar]

I’m tired

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your 20s are for Donald Trump being president, a global pandemic, and then Donald Trump being president again

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

White people in America should never again talk about criminal behavior, amongst Black people, immigrants, or anyone else when they are literally casting ballots for a convicted felon to be president of the United States.

[Erin @Er__Gar]

I’m rooting for Michigan now

[Alex Shook @ashooky]

So disappointed in Ohio. What a shame

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

does the eras tour ever end or is it like those cirque du soleil shows

[The View @TheView]

.@Sunny Hostin: "This Puerto Rican has something to say about the island that I love, where my family is from. Puerto Rico is trash? We are Americans, Donald Trump."

"My fellow Puerto Ricans, trash collection day is November 5, 2024. Don't forget it."

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

as we move toward election day I want everyone to keep in mind that this Listeria surge is 100% a ramification of the last Donald Trump presidency and his rollbacks on food safety and production regulations.

[Erin @Er__Gar]

found out my dog is a Sagittarius and everything makes sense now

[Erin @Er__Gar]

IM NOT READY

[Alex Shook @ashooky]

@Er__Gar and I see @Adele IN ONE WEEK

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Alex Shook @ashooky]

Duck season, FIRE

[Erin @Er__Gar]

just saw a commercial paid by Trump that ended with the tagline “Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you”

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I really like watching Josh Allen play football! 🏈