I have to confess something major. I'm trying hard to be a better person because I know this behavior is not healthy. At the grocery store I scratch creepy messages into bananas so when people take them home and they ripen, they think their house is haunted.
Thought I was gonna do something nice for my sister and surprise her with tickets to Tori Amos but they're 400+ dollars?!?! Sorry sis, we got Tori Amos at home #genericCornflakeGirl#genericRaisinBranGirl
From an active moderator on @kick I think it would be a great feature to have a report button option when viewing a user profile in mod view. There are issues in real time that cause real world harm. It would be a helpful tool for ban evasions. Thank you @kickcommunity
Good thing the FBI gave local PD warnings that Iran may use drone strikes. Kinda seems outta local pd's league.. are they gonna pepper spray the drone strikes?
EISEN: What do you say to American who are struggling with making ends meet and don't want foreign wars?
WITKOFF: If they have children, think about what this world would look like if you didn't have Donald Trump as the president
Hey guess who's not shocked anymore. All of us. Stop being passive and vote these idiots out. Get up, stand in line, do early voting, do absentee voting, just vote them out.
Sen. Jon Husted: "People living in poverty are just not very, um, experienced at navigating the real world, right? I remember talking to one young lady who said, 'Well, I don't really know how money works at a grocery store,' because she grew up and has lived all of her adult life using SNAP cards to buy groceries. You literally have to teach people how to budget ... the buzzword today, let's face it, is 'affordability.'"
I'd like to know what trump's former head of security has to say about the victims testimony that found 3 brothers guilty in federal sex trafficking and any other useful information on things that happened then.
Neguse: Where is this company headquartered?
Noem: I don’t know.
Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out.
You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?
I feel like I've seen my allotted requirement of Bill Gates stories in the Epstein Files in order to no longer receive ads for my games of Solitaire. Someone handle that. Thank you.
It feels crazy to me that milwaukee is having trick or treating on a Friday NIGHT when we've seen people driving in milwaukee during the DAY. Please look out for kids
I know you're busy @JimmyKimmelLive but have you guys thought about donating to Matthew Silverstones gofundme? He was shot at school and will need lifetime care.
This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air.
RETWEET to demand @ABC reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!
Jimmy Kimmel basically just lost his job for saying Charlie Kirk’s killer was MAGA.
Just a few days ago, here’s Brian Kilmeade of Fox News saying homeless people should be killed:
He still has his job:
Clicked on something and was taken here, so here's my one tweet of the quarter. Releasing the Epstein List will not change any maga person's mind. There is no magical thing he could do to get people to turn against him. Stop playing by the rules