Eric™

A product of obscure design

[Eric™ @EricDePhillips]

When I die, bury me in the @benandjerrys ice cream graveyard

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@MilkMatriarch 🥹

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I will be going to both of these back to back, Worcester to New Haven for all interested (no one)

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@keroseneheights @FreeThrowEmo @microwaveatl @CarlyCosgrovePA YOOO SEE YOU IN WORCESTER

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@localchaos_ Cursed

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@CoryStylez So sad we missed your set 😩 catch you on the next tour tho

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Daddy doesn't stop for stop signs before he's had his coffee

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Why are all the Whos in Whoville fucked up like genetically

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Do you think there are brothels in Whoville

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@packers #ProBowlVote Jordan Love !!!

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨

To win:
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2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name]

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Matthew Golden
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Josh Jacobs
Keisean Nixon
Jordan Love
Zach Tom
Matt Orzech

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Another update

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The tweet ages so well

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I draw the line at being sent reels that give advice for my job (you know who you are)

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Fortune favors the rock hard 😈

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@MilkMatriarch 😈😈😈

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Season's Cheesings

[Eric™ @EricDePhillips]

Ashamed to open Google this morning and the last thing I looked up was "what's a chef's bib called"

[Chloe @chloidc]

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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@tuclox Fake #loser

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@mustard_slut_ I want you to know I think about this tweet every time I do the above

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

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