Jame

die

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

Going to violently spill my untouched coffee in the T*yota waiting room

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

i just cant stop eating garbage!

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips I will be there, watching you from afar, living vicariously through you, imagining the smell of sweat and stinky beer floor, I will proceed to buy exactly $60 worth of merch at each show, then leave.

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips okay, seasons the cheesings with what? smoked paprika? garlic powder?

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips yeah, you drank too much tap water, maybe next time a daily diet of unprocessed wheat germ crackers and distilled vinegar

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips yeah okay, y'd I get head then? stupid bitch liar

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips BATHROOM?????? wtf

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips always come first, never come second, otherwise you'll be mixing your come intentionally with another individual. always make them mix the com*e

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips bruh, unswope me RN!

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips 💅

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@LUCKYY10P 317,718

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips balling*

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips tenn-is my favorite number, one time i shit tenn times in one day! 🫣

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

but.. but John Lennon was still a Beatle!!

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips cheeks???

[Eric™ @EricDePhillips]

Show me the tits on a female skeleton (sent while driving)

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

tweeting from here

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

the sriracha shortage is the greatest consumer / economical crisis of my lifetime

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

oh fuck off

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

@EricDePhillips you can't say that this month!

[Jame @MilkMatriarch]

dog breath can kill u