Derek Elmore

Nobody chooses to go into insurance

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@LouisDunford You mean, Top Of The Table, surely

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@RealTimVine Writing for England? (ING GER LAND)

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@StevenageFC Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up

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@northbanksyafc @ruthbeckart Was it an artistic choice to ensure looks less like Roger Federer than his statue does?! Great work

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@PONY_Official @bobbobricard @londonec1m We timed them at 15 seconds from button to champagne arriving ! (Past performance is no guarantee for the future)

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@DanGreening3 Presumably it’s being held in front of a huge shovel

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@ruthbeckart It'll be £1.10 by the end of May - its going down

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Anyone else watching ⁦@NASAArtemis⁩ splashdown and suddenly craving ⁦@tunnock2⁩ Tunnocks Tea Cakes?

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@ArsenalWFC 🎶Blonde Pony Club....

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@bingradnot @LesPurves Joy Division's Closer

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@gigsandtours @theshiresuk pre sale page showing with no tickets or even somewhere to enter presale password
What’s occurring?!

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@Sal_Robins2 @GregBaldwinIroh You have to heat them in a pan on the hob - the sauce will thicken a little which is preferable to just microwaving

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@Arsenal @adidasfootball On to the next shop

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@YeomanWarder417 Are there any Minions around?

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@JamesMelville Mary Peters

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@colder_sarcasm @welshroots @NickFerrariLBC and, indeed, the rich colonising Monaco for economic migration

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@ruthbeckart That is mildly amusing, tbh @ruthbeckart

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@HarrowsDarts @StevenageFC Surely @harrowsdarts you should be Harrows Arrows

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@MarinaHyde I come to bury the budget, not to praise it.

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@ArsenalWFC @hotelsdotcom I know you have Hotels to flog, but could you at least make the fixtures accurate/complete?
Add whether Home means Emirates or Borehamwood
Remove the Leicester fixture - the only thing we know for sure is it won't be on 31st January