Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method
Friend: what the hell does that mean
Guy: we ratatouille the horse
caved and bought a vape for the first time in 2 years it’s so awesome and smoking camel cigarettes is bad ass too. bad stuff feels good and good stuff feels bad. burgers are awesome and kale is nasty. Pills feel great. Running is horse shit.