BreakdownBoxDad

Averagility

[BreakdownBoxDad @EricIsMeNow]

@OrevaZSN Xmas gift ideas:

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@RampCapitalLLC Those of us that break down boxes see this as an attack!

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@RefereeC21621 These videos are the best content ever put on Twitter. Keep it up!

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@DrewLaneShow @marcfell is one of the most level-headed, metered voices behind a microphone.
The pretend outrage is just further evidence that the entire social media economy produces zilch, wastes much.
It's a circus. We're in the stands, watching mirrors.

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@budvandoor If you can't do a brake job yourself, you need a husband.

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@NASCARatSK 11 year old kids need pressure. There's no such thing as too much.
Daily, I push my children to solve difficult math problems blindfolded while kneeling on popcorn kernels.

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@JimBentley22 @NASCARatSK DUD ALERT!

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@CartersPeanuts I think i was in your class.

"People. You have to know your integrals."

The integral on the first problem on the first diffy-q test:

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@dpolehn Every single atom I interact with on my property is done with respect for the man that purchases it from me.

No doubt he'll still hate me.

He will still call me a failure.

I will never be enough for him.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.

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@MrAustinPredict Michigan is perfect in every way aside from bottle deposits.
We're brainwashed to bring a subset of our garbage back to the grocery store.
We can't help it. It's a disorder.

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So true.

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@mich_enjoyer The trees are just at the right height

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@jean_twenge @fentasyl The AI data centers need ditch diggers

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@nicknow @FunkyStickman Can confirm. My 99 SL1 was 40mpg and I beat the absolute shit out of that poor bitch every single stop light.

Federal milage tests are innacurate.

I had one tank go 43mpg as an experiment when I drove nice. Maybe it was the K&N air filter I splurged on.

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Breaking down a box

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@ChrisK_STRs You need more people like me.
I'd love to break those boxes down!

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@Keptenpat @UAW I was in UAW Local 1970 for 5 years.
I made more money quitting and going elsewhere.
If you think extortion is the only way to a raise, best of luck.
Unions only protect the most senior. They will step on new members for pennies more.